The first blonde said, "Easter is the
holiday where they have a big feast, give thanks, and eat turkey.
St. Peter rolled his eyes, said,
"Blondes," and banished her from heaven.
The second blonde said, "Easter is
when we celebrate the birth of Jesus and exchange gifts. St. Peter
said "Wrong," and he banished her from heaven.
St. Peter looked at the third blonde
and said, "OK . . . you tell me."
She said, "Easter is a Christian
holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was
having the Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas,
and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hanged Him on the cross and
eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large
boulder."
St. Peter was impressed.
"Verrrrry good," he said.
The blonde continued, "Now every year,
they roll away the boulder, and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we
have six more weeks of basketball."
St. Peter fainted.
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