Saturday, December 15, 2012

I Took Some Time Off From The Internets and News...

Even though I had limited my web time over the past 24 hours I still have heard bits and pieces

about the shootings in CT. My condolences go out to the families that have suffered through

this horrific tragedy.

Friday, December 14, 2012

It Speaks to me...


A Wish To Live Forever.....

I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.

Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

W00T!!!


Wednesday, December 12, 2012

File Under: Good Dog...


We Send Millions of Dollars to Third World Shitholes

.. and these people live in the USA.  What a sad and awful thing to see in this country. I happened across this site and this post:


Other Side Of Democracy. Welcome to Kentucky


Let's look at the other side of the largest "democratic country in the world," which is the absolute opposite of the stereotypes and prosperity.  Renowned photographer Shelby Lee Adams, shows us the most dangerous and poorest districts of Kentucky.


These pictures are sad to look at.... All photos are by Shelby Lee Adams.




♫♫ This Will Help Push The Throttle Down for The Ride Home....♫♫

Home Security Turned Up To 11...


This Video is Almost as Awesome as Riding a Unicorn Through Fields of Fresh Chocolate Whilst Drinking From a Goblet Filled With The Laughter of Children*







* I read something like that somewhere.

What's The Big Deal ?

Okay, so 12/12/12 12:12  just came and went and I'm sitting at 

my desk working on a program for the CNC Machines and 

absolutely nothing has hap







Happy Humps Day !.....


Happy Hump Day!


Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Wirecutter Helps Out Answering Santa Letters...

Dear Santa,
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the
reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I
would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for
Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.


Merry Christmas,
Timmy Jones

* *


 Dear Timmy,

Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all
fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the
time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn’t want you to
get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I’ll bring you
something you can go outside and play with.*

Merry Christmas,*
Santa Claus***

* *


Mr. Claus,

Seeing that I have fulfilled the “naughty vs. Nice” contract,
set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to
granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn’t want to turn this
joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don’t you think that a jibe at
my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit
trite?

Respectfully,
Tim Jones

* *


 Mr. Jones,

While I have acknowledged you have met the “nice” criteria,
need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it
a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action,
well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney’s have been
on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be
more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I
alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social
skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the
bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.

Very Truly Yours,
S Claus

* *


 Now look here Fat Man,

I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was
attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends
into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I’m about to tweet my boys
and we’re gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I’m taking my game console,
my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!

T-Bone

* *


Afternoon Made Me Laugh...


Why.....


Sunday, December 9, 2012

Wirecutter ..per your request.


Smiles....



Sunday Bacon!!


Why Do The Customers Always Wait...

until the last minute, especially at year end, to place orders?

I had some orders come in that all need to get finished by the end of year or (12/21/12) which ever

comes first I guess.

You guys all play nice and don't break anything. I'll be about the webz off and on.