Thursday, March 24, 2011

Men's Help Line

Letter to a men's helpline...

Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

A Little Trip..

I'll be leaving early tomorrow morning to go visit a childhood friend that lives down in Virginia. I'll be in the Blacksburg Christiansburg area. If any of you know any sites that are worth seeing please feel free to leave a comment. I might have limited access to the intrawebz. :)

Meanwhile you guys can keep an eye on things while I'm away.

Monday, March 21, 2011

My sensative side...

...and some dust in the air made my eyes water when I saw and read about the passing of "Knut". The cutest little polar bear was only 4 years old when he collapsed and died the other day. There are many people that I wouldn't even give a second thought too if that happened... but the innocent ones do pull at my heart strings ..
oh ya.. and the dust.

R.I.P. Knut... we hardly knew ya.