Sunday, January 17, 2016

I Have Been on Flights Like This One

Traveler sends plea for relief via a handwritten note to flight attendant about "a nearby passenger in rows 10-12 farting"!



The entire story from The Daily Mail HERE

6 comments:

  1. Been there, done that.
    (Victim and Culprit, sadly.)
    TBG

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  2. Any Air Force aircrew man knows this is Boyles Law...trapped gas expands with altitude. Howdy!

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  3. I was on a plane that was still boarding and a 30-ish woman stood up and yelled "I don't know who is farting but stop it now!"

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    1. I think I would have stood up and yelled, "challenge accepted" and then farted as loud as I could.

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  4. Nothing like depressurizing an airplane above FL100 in prep for a HALO/HAHO. Brings out the "best" in the crew AND passengers. Good thing that cargo and/or jump doors get opened for a while. Phew!

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  5. I solve this problem by farting pre-emptively, and blaming it on the wife loudly.

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