Tuesday, February 16, 2016

It Could Happen......






One day, the President finds a nasty message scribbled with pee on the snowy White House lawn.

He orders the Secret Service to investigate. They come back a few hours later with the results.


"Mr. President, we have bad news and worse news."


"What's the bad news?"

 
"The urine belongs to the First Lady."


"What could possibly be worse than that?"


"The handwriting belongs to the The Vice President."












2 comments:

  1. Shouldn't this have been "it's the VP pee, but the first lady's handwriting?" Or am I missing something?

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    1. You have to think outside the box.

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