Friday, November 14, 2014

Flying Choices....

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice!"

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  1. I'm Mormon. I think it's funny. But then I think that it's funny that Hell is supposed to be a burning lake of Brimstone too!


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