A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from
London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman
asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The
flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let
liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice!"