Saturday, June 16, 2012

The TSA is Getting Into Our Heads.....

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

Friday, June 15, 2012

Man Tip.....

Make Sure To Put Commonly Used Items On The Top Shelf....






He needs to rally his base..YHGTBSM....

Obama To Institute Portion Of DREAM Act Via Executive Fiat

 

Story at ACEOFSPADES

 

 

Be Kind to Obama Voters....

This came from a comment by reader Tim :


What a GREAT way to make a libtard's head explode. Print some of these out and stick them under the wipers of cars with Obambi stickers... MUAHAHHAHAHAHA.......



From >HERE<  and >HERE<


Thursday, June 14, 2012

People Are Stoooopid.....

Military Drone cause "UFO" scare...


The drone was on the back of a flatbed truck being transported and people are calling 911..




I Wonder If The Dentist is A Silent Partner.....

...in the business next door?



I took this yesterday at a strip mall in one of the local towns.




Shoe Laces.....

Shoelaces, which are also called shoe-strings, shoe laces, or boot laces, are a system commonly used to secure shoes, boots and other footwear. They typically consist of a pair of strings or cords, one for each shoe, finished off at both ends with stiff sections, known as aglets. Each shoelace typically passes through a series of holes, eyelets, loops or hooks on either side of the shoe. Loosening the lacing allows the shoe to open wide enough for the foot to be inserted or removed. Tightening the lacing and tying off the ends secures the foot within the shoe.





Thick, Bite Sized, Hickory Smoked BACON!!!

It's Bodacious....




It seems that UPS dropped off my order of Bacon Jerky yesterday while was off at the machine tool show.


As with all good bacon lovers, I had to rip open the package and dive into the cornucopia of tasty


hickory smoked yummy bacon jerky.  TWO GREASY THUMBS UP!!


It Loving Bacon is Wrong, I Don't Want to Be Right.....


Yup...It's Thursday....

Everyday feels like groundhog day....



Wednesday, June 13, 2012

I've Been At The Machine Tool Show..

I went to "METHODS MACHINERY" in Sudbury Ma. to check out their Metal Storm Show.

They had a full warehouse of various vertical and horizontal machining centers running demos.

Wire edm machines and robotic loaders were also being demonstrated.

Overall it was a good show.. I'm glad I left the checkbook at the shop.

Do You Want a Good Laugh?

Go look at this picture that "Wirecutter" posted.


Its safe for work, although like me, some of his other stuff isn't.

On The Reading List...

I finished the first two books of  "The Hunger Games" trilogy.. which were excellent so far by the way.


Since I am waiting to borrow book 3 I have decided to start reading an "On The Beach" by Nevil Shute.


I had to read this back in high school and don't really remember much about it. 

I know they made a movie, but I have never seen it. I guess a rental will be on the agenda after I finish the book.



Tuesday, June 12, 2012

How To Advertise An S&M Site On A Limited Budget

Marketing Genius....

Just stick some Smack Me stickers with your URL on the bottom of ketchup bottles at bars. Boom!


Dressing For Pleasure was a Montclair, NJ fetish store and online catalog that was forced out of business in 2009. But before they closed, they—through NYC ad agency JWT—produced an excellent, non-traditional ad stunt.
Why were they forced out of business? They were accused of running sex parties in the boutique's basement fantasy dungeon, charges the owners denied.





 Thanks to Uncjay for the link :)  (via)

Red Plastic Keg Cups.... Updated....

Perfect for parties, pong and tailgating, these tough plastic beer cups each hold up to 18-ounces of your favorite beverage.



Put one in each hand:




Thanks to reader Kevin, he linked this in the comments. I have never heard this one so it was new
to me!! :)


A True Golfer is NEVER Distracted...... Updated



 CLICK "HERE" to see ConservativeBC's Take... you won't be disappointed.

Upcoming DNC Schedule of Events.....

2012 DNC NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE
 4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
 4:05 PM Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM Ceremonial 'I Hate America' led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire, Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing, "Great Balls of Fire"
5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States
6:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo, Michael Moore
6:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangel
7:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for Iraq &Afghanistan
Break
8:15 PM Free Gov. Blagojevich rally
8:30 PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
8:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fishes, Obama Presiding
9:00 PM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher
9:30 PM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior

I Got Nothing Yet This Morning...

So here's mans best friend holding man's favorite drink!!



Monday, June 11, 2012

Texas Style Justice.

(CNN) -- A Texas father caught a man sexually assaulting his 4-year-old daughter and punched him in the head repeatedly, killing him, authorities said.
The father was casually acquainted with the alleged abuser, said Lavaca County Sheriff Micah Harmon.
Neither has been publicly identified.

Absolutly Stunning Video of Venus Transitting The Sun...

A big H/T to CW at Dailytimewater ,which is a daily stop for me, for posting this:

While you are watching the video keep in mind that Venus is  67,108,088 million miles from the sun


and Earth is 92,955,887.6 miles. Look at how volatile the sun is.......







Must Have Seen Madonna's Nipple.....




Here's the link ( watch with no volume if you want ). I'm not responsible for barf on a keyboard...

LINK

9 Abandoned Islands Where Time Has Stopped


Some islands were used for military purposes, for the construction of individual buildings or for permanent settlements in which people lived for centuries. However, loss of strategic position, natural disasters, nuclear tests or simply wish to live in civilization, led to the abandonment of these islands. This is a list of abandoned islands, where time has stopped, where homes, buildings and streets standing untouched for decades.
 Check out the link >HERE< so see some info on these islands....














Thanks to reader  Bosko M. who sent this link.

Must Have Been a Hell of aCoughing Fit....

Los Angeles County officials are investigating what appeared to be a pair of lungs found on a sidewalk in unincorporated South Los Angeles.
A citizen called to report what she thought were the organs about 8:30 p.m. Sunday in the 13100 block of Avalon Boulevard, said Sgt. Robert Dean of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.
Deputies responded and called the coroner's office to the scene. Additional testing will be done to determine if the remains are in fact lungs and whether they are human, Dean said.
"We don't know what they are," Dean said. "It's really weird."

Sunday, June 10, 2012