Upcoming DNC Schedule of Events.....

2012 DNC NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE
 4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
 4:05 PM Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM Ceremonial 'I Hate America' led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire, Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing, "Great Balls of Fire"
5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States
6:15 PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo, Michael Moore
6:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangel
7:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for Iraq &Afghanistan
Break
8:15 PM Free Gov. Blagojevich rally
8:30 PM Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
8:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fishes, Obama Presiding
9:00 PM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher
9:30 PM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior