"...and landed on own knife seven times, which he was using to pry open the hospital window, when he started to fall out, so he tied the drapery cord around his neck, but it gave way. He was trying to open the window to shout for help after shooting himself in the head with the gun he was cleaning, which went off several times into the back of his head. He tried taking a bottle of sleeping pills to alleviate the pain, but it didn't work, which is when he tried the window.
Russkie-cide. Da, Comrade, he felt so guilty over his actions against the state, he pushed himself out hospital window. Obvious Russkie-cide. Case closed.
In Russia, defenestration is a recognized medical treatment for logorrhea.... The USA believes this to be crude, so prefers the patient to be treated with long periods of solitary confinement...
It's time for Crazy Joe to go visit Vlad and threaten bad things will happen if he don't stop his Ukraine campaign. Maybe it will then be reported that the Crazy One jumped off a tall building or fell down a mine shaft.
That wont happen. Joetato and the Cabal want that war to continue. What a great money laundry that is for the Washington corruptocrats. Hey time for another $5billion "foreign aid" scam to transfer more money to our off shore accounts.
These Russians must be slow learners. They still haven't learned, after how many swan dives and other "sudden" deaths, that Putin doesn't take well to criticism. With the body count Putin is stacking up, at least the ones we know about, he'll be rivaling a well known American politician pretty soon. Quite a switch from the old days of the USSR when people just disappeared into Lubyanka, never to seem or heard from again.
Reminds me of when Abe Reles took a dive from his hotel room while under heavy police guard. Forever known as "the canary who could sing, but couldn't fly".
The FBI is thinking, "hmmm. Tossing someone out of a window. Great idea. Our top customer Hillary will like that one. Our media sukholes will fully support us on that therefore the sheep will swallow the whole load no matter how obvious."
Looks like he was Russian to conclusion...
ReplyDeleteHe must have objected to a raid by the FBI. Dead Man Bad.
ReplyDeleteWere his hands tied to an ACME anvil?
ReplyDeleteI believe it was something like that Phil.
Delete"...and landed on own knife seven times, which he was using to pry open the hospital window, when he started to fall out, so he tied the drapery cord around his neck, but it gave way. He was trying to open the window to shout for help after shooting himself in the head with the gun he was cleaning, which went off several times into the back of his head. He tried taking a bottle of sleeping pills to alleviate the pain, but it didn't work, which is when he tried the window.
ReplyDeleteHappens all the time in Moscow."
Gee, I think that covers most of the probable circumstances for the outcome of this situation! Well said, Aesop. Well said.
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Russkie-cide. Da, Comrade, he felt so guilty over his actions against the state, he pushed himself out hospital window. Obvious Russkie-cide. Case closed.
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Falling out of a window seems to be a common thread in many of the deaths of those who have criticized Putin's war.
ReplyDeleteIn Russia, defenestration is a recognized medical treatment for logorrhea.... The USA believes this to be crude, so prefers the patient to be treated with long periods of solitary confinement...
ReplyDeleteIt's time for Crazy Joe to go visit Vlad and threaten bad things will happen if he don't stop his Ukraine campaign. Maybe it will then be reported that the Crazy One jumped off a tall building or fell down a mine shaft.
ReplyDeleteThat wont happen. Joetato and the Cabal want that war to continue. What a great money laundry that is for the Washington corruptocrats. Hey time for another $5billion "foreign aid" scam to transfer more money to our off shore accounts.
DeleteH i l l a reeeee h a v e y o u b e e n p l a y i n g g a m e s a g a i n. Bwahahahaha you can't make this entertainment shit up any better.
ReplyDeleteHow do you say Arkancide in Russian?
ReplyDeleteThese Russians must be slow learners. They still haven't learned, after how many swan dives and other "sudden" deaths, that Putin doesn't take well to criticism. With the body count Putin is stacking up, at least the ones we know about, he'll be rivaling a well known American politician pretty soon. Quite a switch from the old days of the USSR when people just disappeared into Lubyanka, never to seem or heard from again.
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Reminds me of when Abe Reles took a dive from his hotel room while under heavy police guard. Forever known as "the canary who could sing, but couldn't fly".
ReplyDeleteHadnt heard that one. LOL.
DeleteSome folks just never learn when to keep their pie hole shut!
ReplyDeleteOhio Guy
The FBI is thinking, "hmmm. Tossing someone out of a window. Great idea. Our top customer Hillary will like that one. Our media sukholes will fully support us on that therefore the sheep will swallow the whole load no matter how obvious."
ReplyDeleteWas he a friend of Hilary Clinton?
ReplyDeleteHappens all the time over there. Nothing to see here. Move along Comrade.
ReplyDeleteOver there??? Yeah, & Epstein hung hisself too!
DeleteWhat a tragic accident. The nurse didn't mean to trip and push him out that window.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a scene from "The Man Who Fell to Earth"
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