Saturday, March 9, 2024

It's not like the guy will miss the money and they looked like they needed some more 'shrooms



Two Ohio women have been charged with "gross abuse of corpse and theft from a person of a protected class" . The two women came home to find the 80 year old  man they lived with and from what I gather, "looked after", dead. Knowing the old man had some money, they called "a friend" who helps them load the man in the car. They drive him to through the bank drive-thru and withdraw $900 or so. The two women end up dropping the body off at a nearby hospital. Read more HERE.


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14 comments:

  1. B.C.March 9, 2024 at 9:12 AM

    So, when are they going to charge "Dr" Jill with gross abuse of a corpse and theft of an election? She's been dragging Slo Tso Xi Den's lifeless carcass around for over 4 fucking years!

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    1. AnonymousMarch 9, 2024 at 9:21 PM

      When you enter the New World Cartel you never leave, ya know what I mean ? Just like Mrs. Obama, she’s locked in to take over....

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    2. AnonymousMarch 10, 2024 at 5:43 PM

      It's not a she...

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    3. Bear Claw Chris LappMarch 10, 2024 at 10:58 PM

      Yep, big Mike. Someone needs to forge adoption papers and make it go viral on those two yahoos.

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  2. bogsidebunnyMarch 9, 2024 at 10:15 AM

    Meanwhile in the land of feral Irishmen...A Carlow man who dragged his uncle's corpse to a post office to collect his pension has insisted he 'didn't know he was dead' and was 'not an eejit' who was trying to rob him.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10435667/Irishman-brought-dead-uncle-post-office-collect-pension-insists-alive.html

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    1. Jeffery in AlabamaMarch 10, 2024 at 5:04 PM

      I saw that story and thought, now we have a criminal committing a copycat caper using a car and cadaver!

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  3. AnonymousMarch 9, 2024 at 3:51 PM

    Well, if the dead can vote, where's the problem?
    -lg

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  4. Otis DMarch 9, 2024 at 4:20 PM

    Weekend at Dougies. Ohio edition.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 9, 2024 at 9:17 PM

    Maybe the old dude was their pimp, I mean these women do look pretty worn for their ages.

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    1. tfhrMarch 10, 2024 at 10:32 AM

      Looking at the mugshots I think the story involved three corpses.

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  6. 156 SoperMarch 9, 2024 at 10:49 PM

    Me on the internet in a short period of time. Hope my harem has a good party.

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  7. AnonymousMarch 10, 2024 at 9:11 AM

    From the same state where a very worn looking woman called 911 claiming her pussy was on fire. Must be something in the water there.

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  8. AnonymousMarch 10, 2024 at 9:47 AM

    Had a better completion than biden.

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  9. AnonymousMarch 11, 2024 at 5:32 PM

    https://rumble.com/v4il6r5-levitation-technology-that-defies-the-laws-of-physics.html

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