Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Bath salts? Full On zombie? Terrorist attack by a crazed goat humper?


The truth is we will probably never know with any degree of certainty due to the proliferation of fake new what caused a machete wielding man to go on the attack today at Jefferson State Community College in Birmingham, Alabama today. I got a text alert from a local news affiliate stating that a gunman had wounded one and maybe more on the this campus today. Not long after the crazed man stepped off a bus and headed towards the campus proper he was promptly "lit up" by what one witness described as "25-30" gunshots. The witness said the man was "down, but his eyes were still open". 

                                                                            

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4 comments:

  1. CritterMay 9, 2019 at 12:03 AM

    Jeff State police gave him a dose of lead poisoning.

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  2. Jeffery in AlabamaMay 9, 2019 at 5:46 AM

    Yes, they literally "ventilated" him as they should have. Do you know the "backstory" Critter?

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  3. Drew458May 9, 2019 at 11:15 AM

    Campus cops shot him as he got off the bus. After turning him into Swiss cheese, he got a free trip to the hospital for "potentially life-threatening injuries". Potentially. 30 shots. Seriously, who taught these guys how to shoot, Stevie Wonder?

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  4. Reg TMay 17, 2019 at 7:05 PM

    How could they have shot him that many times without punching his ticket? If you're going to shoot, shoot to "stop" him - permanently.

    I heard his machete was fully automatic, and had a 200 round clip.

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