Bath salts? Full On zombie? Terrorist attack by a crazed goat humper?
The truth is we will probably never know with any degree of certainty due to the proliferation of fake new what caused a machete wielding man to go on the attack today at Jefferson State Community College in Birmingham, Alabama today. I got a text alert from a local news affiliate stating that a gunman had wounded one and maybe more on the this campus today. Not long after the crazed man stepped off a bus and headed towards the campus proper he was promptly "lit up" by what one witness described as "25-30" gunshots. The witness said the man was "down, but his eyes were still open".