We All Know an Eric....

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson .

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart its Eric, I'm on the train", I know its the six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting, no, honey, not with that floozy from the accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life, yes, I'm sure, cross my heart etc., etc.

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous rabble, yelled at the top of her voice: "Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and get your sexy ass back into bed!"

Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.