An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old
flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She
to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first
then the early Grummans... Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later
the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260
to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you,
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I
shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked
women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old
pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a