It’s all high fives and atta boys until The wife sees this and realizes why the baby smelt of stale beer and tells her man hating girlfriend Karen child protection social worker who who goads her into hiring her gay friend shyster divorce lawyer and dad loses half of everything he worked for and his pension and has to pay child support and alimony for 25 years while the ex enjoys a side piece BBC.
Your bike was your freedom. Be home when the streetlights come on was a real thing. Mom knew where you were at to within 500 ft, the communication system set up by the neighborhood moms was quite effective. If you messed up, she heard about it.
Dad loses grip on baby to catch ball, catches baby, and hangs on to beer, whilst grandpa is behind going oh shit...
ReplyDeleteNahh, he didn't Lose his grip. He stood up fast enough that the kid was in Hover mode for a split second while he caught the ball.
DeleteReminds me of me
ReplyDeleteGood reflexes, but he did spill a bit of beer on the kid..
ReplyDeleteOld dude was watching the baby,reaching out, and dad timed it all perfectly ,hardly even spilled his beer. Who Says men can't multitask!??!
ReplyDeleteDude is a legend.
ReplyDeleteDid anybody ever find out WHO this guy was? 'Cause he need to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame!
ReplyDeleteOr hired by the White Sox
DeleteOr hired by the White Sox
DeleteThe kid is going to grow up and see this and have questions.
ReplyDeleteIt’s all high fives and atta boys until The wife sees this and realizes why the baby smelt of stale beer and tells her man hating girlfriend Karen child protection social worker who who goads her into hiring her gay friend shyster divorce lawyer and dad loses half of everything he worked for and his pension and has to pay child support and alimony for 25 years while the ex enjoys a side piece BBC.
DeleteYou CAN have it all as a man.
ReplyDeleteHe caught the ball, the baby and the beer way to go dad! Buy that man another beer.
ReplyDeleteYour bike was your freedom. Be home when the streetlights come on was a real thing. Mom knew where you were at to within 500 ft, the communication system set up by the neighborhood moms was quite effective. If you messed up, she heard about it.
ReplyDeleteLooked like the kid was standing on the railing and fell back in the middle of it all.
ReplyDeleteGOAT!!!!
ReplyDeleteIsn't that what is known as a hat trick. Got all 3.
ReplyDeleteLet go of kid, caught ball and the kid standing on the rail
ReplyDeleteAs old Jack Burton would say, "It's all in the reflexes."
ReplyDeleteYou all didn’t notice that the kid didn’t drop the bottle she was holding with one hand. Quite the talented family.
ReplyDeleteF*cking legend.
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