Finally! Somebody who understands what's going on. It's not the cheese, it's the disruptive -and distracting- sensation. Just like the squirt gun (which also works, but don't EVER get caught doing THAT, and don't ask how I know). Hysteria (tantrums) are a closed positive feedback loop; once started, they continue and amplify. Parents used to understand that, back when kids were everywhere (1950s), and any disruption from swat on the butt to a splash of water broke the cycle. Today, of course, that's child abuse.
I was thinking similar. Would it work on political DildoCrats, PantyFags, #BurnLootMurder and the FSA when they get all hissy and whiny? (that would be a LOT of cheese!) President Elect B Woodman
Actually picking your kid up and turning them upside down and holding them like that works wonders. Disrupts the cycle and chemically releases dopamine in the brain. Kid does need to be between 3 and whenever you are no longer strong enough to do it!
It looked like that Kraft American slices cheese imitation product. Make sure the babies don't eat that shit, when it gets old feed it to the dogs. Irish that was as funny as can be ...especially the babies that STFU and smiled. Thank you. Milton
That is really F'ed up.
ReplyDeleteThat's bizzarre
ReplyDeleteAnd besides, I'm way beyond that stage in life.
ReplyDeleteProbably works best in Wisconsin
ReplyDeleteVelveeta rules.
ReplyDeleteThat's akin to spraying a dog in the face with water from a squirt bottle to get it to stop barking.
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Finally! Somebody who understands what's going on. It's not the cheese, it's the disruptive -and distracting- sensation. Just like the squirt gun (which also works, but don't EVER get caught doing THAT, and don't ask how I know). Hysteria (tantrums) are a closed positive feedback loop; once started, they continue and amplify. Parents used to understand that, back when kids were everywhere (1950s), and any disruption from swat on the butt to a splash of water broke the cycle. Today, of course, that's child abuse.
DeleteThat was kinda cheezy....
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Maybe feeding them would help.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWould it work on the cast of The View?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking similar. Would it work on political DildoCrats, PantyFags, #BurnLootMurder and the FSA when they get all hissy and whiny? (that would be a LOT of cheese!)
DeletePresident Elect B Woodman
Actually picking your kid up and turning them upside down and holding them like that works wonders. Disrupts the cycle and chemically releases dopamine in the brain. Kid does need to be between 3 and whenever you are no longer strong enough to do it!
ReplyDeleteSent to my son in law
ReplyDeleteThe parent therapy behavior mod video f ing laugh out loud. I'm callin it Cheesehits!
ReplyDeleteDon't have processed cheese slices so threw a handful of grated Parmesan. Kid stopped crying but then wife got all fussy. Can't win.
ReplyDeleteIt looked like that Kraft American slices cheese imitation product. Make sure the babies don't eat that shit, when it gets old feed it to the dogs. Irish that was as funny as can be ...especially the babies that STFU and smiled. Thank you. Milton
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