Reminds me of the wife when we were dating and she was on the phone, but it was a red squirrel, she killed it with a shower curtain rod, and didn't scream as high as this soft bitch did...
Funny shit right thar. Surely he’s not stupid enough to post his own embarrassment so security cam company must have kiped it and posted, nice. Good on ‘em for being evil
Me smells a rat. Baseball bat too conveniently placed for pickup. The second squirrel " attack" looks like someone off camera threw the poor rodent back into the frame. Funny because we all know someone that would be just like that.
I once had a bat in my apartment. I looked around for something to kill it with. There was my softball bat leaning against the wall. “Naw, too cliche” I thought. Besides, I’d probably do more damage to my stuff than to the critter. I opted to open a window and chase it out. Darn thing took for ever to find it, but I finally got it to leave.
There's the squirrely scurry and there's the squirrely sissy
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the wife when we were dating and she was on the phone, but it was a red squirrel, she killed it with a shower curtain rod, and didn't scream as high as this soft bitch did...
ReplyDeleteLOL both episodes are the same... the squirrel wasn't going to find nuts at either place...
DeleteHow do I suggest a potential Story Link to "The Feral Irishman"? Thanks!
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DeleteIrish
Thank you, Irish!
DeleteFunny shit right thar. Surely he’s not stupid enough to post his own embarrassment so security cam company must have kiped it and posted, nice. Good on ‘em for being evil
ReplyDeleteWhat as fookin' pussy. - Nemo
ReplyDeleteThe first time might be "I'm startled".
ReplyDeleteAfter that, yeah, turn in your man card, you're now somebody else's biotch.
President Elect B Woodman
Someone needs to tell him that squirrels can smell fear. /s
ReplyDeleteAh, you know well the furry little bastards!
DeleteMe smells a rat. Baseball bat too conveniently placed for pickup. The second squirrel " attack" looks like someone off camera threw the poor rodent back into the frame. Funny because we all know someone that would be just like that.
ReplyDelete“ Baseball bat too conveniently placed…”
DeleteLOL - Same thought here, ….though maybe not…?
I once had a bat in my apartment. I looked around for something to kill it with. There was my softball bat leaning against the wall. “Naw, too cliche” I thought. Besides, I’d probably do more damage to my stuff than to the critter. I opted to open a window and chase it out. Darn thing took for ever to find it, but I finally got it to leave.
Now that was the sensible, adult, mature, common sense thing to do.
DeleteWhich is uncommon these days.
President Elect B Woodman
Don't just take away his man card. Put it in the sun for the estrogen to dry off and then burn it.
ReplyDeleteEmbarrassing that people like that exist.
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