Not sure you'd want that. It'd be like the sandwiches my hippie mother made us back in the 80s. Thick (and I mean thick--at least 1 inch thick) home made wheat bread with various nuts and additives in it...followed by at least 2 inches of "sprouts" because they're "super healthy for you". Then there was some lettuce and a big thick tomato....like she must have chopped off the top few centimeters of a whole tomato and slid it between the bread. You'd either get a pickle on the side, or occasionally she would just toss half a pickle in the towering mess...and finally you'd get a thin slice of deli meat and cheese that (when combined) came out to about 1/16th of an inch. If you were lucky you might be able to see some mayo and mustard on the thing, but it was still as dry as the goddamned Sahara.
That's probably the sandwich Greta would make you. There's nothing in the world that would convince me to let her make me a sandwich.
lol sayz.... "I can't help but imagine the STENCH." Buddy.... I'm sure it's "Bad!!" ... but then you have to remember she has to "Out Do!!!" "Old Nell" As the story goes.................. "And to pay homage to this uncommon whore, the boyz down at the BAR nailed NELL's Panties to the shit house door.... and STINK!!!!!!!!.....MY GOD DID THEY STINK!!!!!"
Meet me at the Bar for the rest of the story!!!!!! I told you too much already!!!!!!! skybill
My wife went to school (K-12) with one of God's special children, per my wife's report that poor woman had C-cups before most of her classmates were in training bras...
Nah, she'll never admit to being conned, she turned into the next Generational Stupid that infests our planet, but now without her precious followers (one is currently looking for his ring).
Not to be a spoiler, but that article from Sep 1, 2004 does exist in that scientific journal. Although the title has been changed, somewhat. Mostly the article is about pregnant mice. The reason I looked it up is because my girlfriend is a natural 36G, and I was looking for a reason why , well, nevermind.
I'm thinking that her snooch smells like a cross between the fishermen's market on the wharf and a brewery at full-tilt production on the run-up to Oktoberfest.
I'm thinking that her snooch smells like a cross between the fishermen's market on the wharf and a brewery at full-tilt production on the run-up to Oktoberfest.
Not sure if she is intellectually disabled, suspect she is a victim of her parents lack of intelligence in allowing her to be used as she has been. Then again, as an adult, she cannot lay all of the blame on them. That being said, she doesn't appear to me to be exceptionally bright. Her demeanor and attitude are a real turnoff. No interest in her mammarian development or what she smells like.
If true, she should be much better endowed.
ReplyDeleteShe is 21 now
DeleteFix the hair and she might even be attractive.
DeleteAOC as well
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Hmmm , ok so it turns out there are Two things I like about Greta .... now if she could learn how to shut up and learn how to make a sandwich.
ReplyDeleteNot sure you'd want that. It'd be like the sandwiches my hippie mother made us back in the 80s. Thick (and I mean thick--at least 1 inch thick) home made wheat bread with various nuts and additives in it...followed by at least 2 inches of "sprouts" because they're "super healthy for you". Then there was some lettuce and a big thick tomato....like she must have chopped off the top few centimeters of a whole tomato and slid it between the bread. You'd either get a pickle on the side, or occasionally she would just toss half a pickle in the towering mess...and finally you'd get a thin slice of deli meat and cheese that (when combined) came out to about 1/16th of an inch. If you were lucky you might be able to see some mayo and mustard on the thing, but it was still as dry as the goddamned Sahara.
DeleteThat's probably the sandwich Greta would make you.
There's nothing in the world that would convince me to let her make me a sandwich.
More meat, a good dark beer, and that's lunch baby.
DeleteHahahahaahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! skybill
DeleteI can't help but imagine the STENCH.
ReplyDeletesavage
DeleteBut True.
Deletelol sayz.... "I can't help but imagine the STENCH."
DeleteBuddy.... I'm sure it's "Bad!!" ... but then you have to remember she has to "Out Do!!!" "Old Nell"
As the story goes..................
"And to pay homage to this uncommon whore,
the boyz down at the BAR nailed NELL's Panties to the shit house door....
and STINK!!!!!!!!.....MY GOD DID THEY STINK!!!!!"
Meet me at the Bar for the rest of the story!!!!!! I told you too much already!!!!!!!
skybill
My wife went to school (K-12) with one of God's special children, per my wife's report that poor woman had C-cups before most of her classmates were in training bras...
ReplyDeleteHmm. The disabled breed with the disabled...Kinda like some of you who fuck crazy.
ReplyDeleteProbably bought and paid for by climate grifters.
ReplyDeletei bet she smells like a warm turtle tank, in the summer.
ReplyDeleteThat is a manipulated photo. So don't worry, there is still NOTHING to like about her.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a bocce ball cut in half.
ReplyDeletePoor Greta, one day she will awaken and realize everything she thought she was doing was great actually meant nothing at all then blame her parents.
ReplyDeleteNah, she'll never admit to being conned, she turned into the next Generational Stupid that infests our planet, but now without her precious followers (one is currently looking for his ring).
DeleteThat is what a noral person would do. She will, like all the true grifters before her, get better at her grifting.
DeleteJoe wants to know if she's too old for little hair sniffing.
ReplyDeleteFirst question he'll ask her is "do you want to see my shower?".
DeleteNever stick yer dick in krazy.
ReplyDeleteAnd more than one minute with her and you'll know she's krazy.
So, Nature diverts the resources for brain development to the lactating glands? Seems to be a heckuva way to run a railroad...
ReplyDeleteNot to be a spoiler, but that article from Sep 1, 2004 does exist in that scientific journal. Although the title has been changed, somewhat. Mostly the article is about pregnant mice. The reason I looked it up is because my girlfriend is a natural 36G, and I was looking for a reason why , well, nevermind.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking that her snooch smells like a cross between the fishermen's market on the wharf and a brewery at full-tilt production on the run-up to Oktoberfest.
ReplyDeleteB.,
DeleteMy eyes are watering just reading that...
I'm thinking that her snooch smells like a cross between the fishermen's market on the wharf and a brewery at full-tilt production on the run-up to Oktoberfest.
ReplyDeleteSmooch the Snooch.
ReplyDeleteWhat was it Dr. Thomas Sowell said about Socialist Titties?
ReplyDeleteNot sure if she is intellectually disabled, suspect she is a victim of her parents lack of intelligence in allowing her to be used as she has been. Then again, as an adult, she cannot lay all of the blame on them.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, she doesn't appear to me to be exceptionally bright. Her demeanor and attitude are a real turnoff.
No interest in her mammarian development or what she smells like.
She'd be a great replacement for that old commie witch on PBS' "Democracy Now!"
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