He slogged into the kitchen dragging his scythe behind him.
Mrs. Death turned from her chores at the the sink and remarked
"You're home early"
Death took a deep breathe and let out a long sigh.
"Ya, some guy laughed in my face today."
"He actually made ME nervous."
Mrs. Death was taken aback. "Are you serious?"
"Yes" replied Death , taking out his smart phone, "I filmed it."
"Here" passing the phone to her, " Push Play"
She took the phone and with a thin , bony finger, pushed PLAY
Impressive
ReplyDeleteThanks for starting out my morning with a much needed laugh.
ReplyDeleteThat was insane.
ReplyDeleteI have a couple trees he can cut.
ReplyDeleteDude has skillz. Lemme guess, OHSA is not within a thousand miles. - Nemo
ReplyDeleteLiterally I’d guess.
DeleteJust one mistake and it's over. Odds are against a long life.
ReplyDeleteYup
DeleteFriend of mine still cuts trees without a bucket truck. Climbs the tree and de-limbs it, then cuts it from the top down. Very similar - EXCEPT, he uses climbing boots and a safety strap.
ReplyDeleteSave that dock!!
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I could not stop chuckling all the way through. A for effort though.
WTF! He has the upper body strength of a monkey. No muscle builder could do that. That was pure power. There isn't a single person in America who could have done that. I doubt anyone could climb like that while holding on to a chainsaw. I kept looking to see if he had a tail.
ReplyDeleteI remember seeing a video of a russian soldier who stopped a ukrainian FPV drone with his shovel, like hitting a baseball.
ReplyDeleteit still killed him, but you have to admire the attempt. I wish I could find the video.
Where life is cheap and gear is expensive.
ReplyDeleteJust like Anon 9:30; I don't foresee a long future ahead of that man.
ReplyDeleteWhat did surprise me was that The Boss has a YouTube channel. Interesting.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
I'll bet he's a real handful if rasslin is going on. Hell for stout,
ReplyDeleteGot a big maple to take down so I watched this 5 or 6 times. I'd wear a shirt though cause I burn easily.
ReplyDeleteUsed to be this kid named Jerimiah that did that sort of thing.
ReplyDeleteHe cut 4 trees for me over the years.
Sadly, he was killed by a jealous dude that was dating one of the many women he was fucking.
Jerimiah was fearless when it came to life , especially tree climbing (and women).
Dude was fearless.
His balls must be detachable since they probably weigh too much and would get in the way.
ReplyDeleteHow was he able to climb the tree with his balls in the way?
ReplyDeleteMy oldest son owns a tree service biz and he's got a little Mex climber that's just about that crazy.
ReplyDeleteI couldn’t decide whether to be totally impressed or horrified.
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