Saturday, January 20, 2024

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23 comments:

  1. Typical drama queen

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    1. Correct, clueless, they have no f'ing idea. Ice storm coating everywhere 1/4 inch thick. Boss says no work no pay. I empathize with her greatly.

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  3. Out of her natural habitat. An illegal alien from El Salvador Abbott shipped up to Chicago.

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  4. Reminds me of the scene in Fargo
    - WDS

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  5. A strong woman equal to men.

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  6. Her protrusion prevents her from reaching the center! And I ain’t tawkin teets

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  7. Guess letting the defroster run for a few minutes then doing that never dawned on her.

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    1. More fun to have her pour hot water on it to melt the ice quickly. The hotter, the better!
      Easier, amIrite?
      *snerk*

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  8. That's why I tied a tarp over my windshield. Then I got really smart and moved South!

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  9. The only ice I like is in my Bourbon...

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  10. My sympathies to her.
    Short, round, overweight, out of shape.
    Having to scrape ice off the windshield.
    (thick or thin, it's a pain in the ass)
    But she's out there, doing what needs to be done, not bitching and whining.

    President Elect B Woodman

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  11. I have this big room with 2 roll up doors on my house called a "garage". Turns out that if you get rid of all the useless crap in there you can park up to 3 cars in it and they don't get any ice on them at all.

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    1. I was renting an apartment in Nebraska and had a garage with it. I replaced the normal lightbulb with a 250 Watt heat lamp bulb shining on the dash from the ceiling.
      It was just enough to keep all the ice melted and the garage above freezing.

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    2. At what increase to your electric bill?

      President Elect B Woodman

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  12. To think, The NY Post thought that was newsworthy. They are, I think, getting as bad as Fox News.

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  13. This doesn't work with ice, however if you're plagued by having to scrape frost off of your windshield before going to work in the AM, try parking your vehicle facing the wall or garage door (if you don't or can't use the garage) of your home.

    The small amount of heat coming off the building prevents frost forming on the glass, unless it's REALLY cold.

    Nemo

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  14. You can spend 15 minutes chipping ice like an idiot, or start the car, run the defrost, and have a cup of coffee for ten.

    The ice slides off in sheets.

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