Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that
Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for
horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only other
known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows.
On the back of the picture is this inscription:
'Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885,
escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times.
Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.'
Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments.
Hillary's staff of professional image adjusters sent back the
following biographical sketch:
'Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His
business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian
assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in
1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government
facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the
railroad.
In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the
renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency.
In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in
his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.'
And THAT is how 'spin' is done...
Judy was found alone in her burning car after committing suicide by shooting herself three times in the head.
ReplyDeleteYes, poor Judy.
DeletePolice are asking for public assistance in locating the suicide weapon and shell casings.
DeleteShe actually shot herself three times in the back of the head.
DeleteThe gun was found 20 yards away, under a board.
DeleteLMAO
DeleteI fact checked this and it just isn't true. None of the horse thieves in Hillary's family tree were ever captured!
DeleteIt was a pump shotgun, not a pistol.
DeleteHave you seen us, Uncle Remus
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHIhsq9qHPk
Yeah, shot herself three times in the head---with a bolt-action .22 rifle.
ReplyDeleteThis just isn't true. I fact checked and none of the horse thieves in Hillary's were ever captured!
ReplyDeleteYour being mislead again Jim.
DeleteThankfully, the traitor to the republic that published this, is being detained -- overseas, "outside the jurisdiction of The United State" -- giving The Donald a campaign issue, "He will free 1 moar illionaire pederast, from prison, every week he is kept out of His rightful throne. After he is resettled on His rightful throne."
ReplyDeleteMy great Uncle was the last of the well hung Lapp’s
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No, really he was hung in a well. No trees nearby in the grassland prairie