back in 91-92 I was working the ER at HUP 3rd shift. the cops brought in this guy who was attacked by some girl's cat. now he was fucked up big time. couple of deep bites on his neck and shoulders and his back was ripped apart. the girl's cat was a ocelot . a little something her dad gave her when she went off to school in the big city. and the asshole who broke into her place ? he was going nuts, they gave him like to 2 shots to clam his ass down so they could start patching his ass. a couple of us went outside to see the "cat" as the cops said it was in the other car outside. the girl was wiping blood off it and saying she doesn't know what happened. he was always very sweet or something like that. it wasn't that big either, like maybe 25 pounds or so and about the size of a medium dog ? I think her dad knew just what he was doing when he gave her the kitten. that cat really fuck that brother up. dave in pa.
One of my friend's parents had a cat that liked to spend its time on top of their refrigerator. When you walked by, it had a habit of raking the top your skull just for giggles.
A buddy had a big yaller tom that would jump on the back of any size dog and ride it around, yowling and scratching and biting the dog around its head, ears and shoulders until it got tired of the fun and let the dog go. They generally didn't come back for seconds.
I had a cat that behaved like that once-upon-a-time. She'd just had a litter, and was VERY protective. NO ONE and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE was allowed near the nest box for the first month.
A long time ago, my then girlfriend had a big white tom. He was a beautiful cat, but was mean. Of course, he was nothing but sweetness to her. This cat would sneak up on you and swipe a single claw into your hand or arm or whatever was available and then run off. He did it to me one too many times. After a particularly deep scratch on my hand one night, I went to my car and retrieved a pair of welders gloves. With those gloves on, I waited patiently. Sure enough, he came stalking up to me. I grabbed the little bastard with both hands and held him down to the floor. He clawed, he bit, and he hissed, and he even growled, all to no avail. Those gloves were very thick leather and went all the way to the elbow. I held him and even hissed at him myself until he finally relaxed and cried for succor from his "mama". Then I carefully turned him loose. He took off like a shot, not to be seen again that night.
My girlfriend was not pleased.
Our relationship lasted for about a year after that, but that cat never once bothered me again. Indeed, whenever I showed up, he would run off and hide somewhere.
ok, now show a vid that shows a dog that has dealt with cats before. i had a chessie that got his ass kicked by one and he damm near died from infection from dirty-ass cat claw. after that it was just meowrr, crunch. neighbors learned to keep their free range cats home where they belong.
back in 91-92 I was working the ER at HUP 3rd shift. the cops brought in this guy who was attacked by some girl's cat.
ReplyDeletenow he was fucked up big time. couple of deep bites on his neck and shoulders and his back was ripped apart.
the girl's cat was a ocelot . a little something her dad gave her when she went off to school in the big city.
and the asshole who broke into her place ? he was going nuts, they gave him like to 2 shots to clam his ass down so they could start patching his ass. a couple of us went outside to see the "cat" as the cops said it was in the other car outside. the girl was wiping blood off it and saying she doesn't know what happened. he was always very sweet or something like that. it wasn't that big either, like maybe 25 pounds or so and about the size of a medium dog ?
I think her dad knew just what he was doing when he gave her the kitten. that cat really fuck that brother up.
dave in pa.
"BEWARE! Trained Attack Cat On Duty!"
ReplyDeleteone of my friends had a psycho cat like that.
ReplyDeleteSome Gatos hate all dogs. She may have lost a kitten to one in her past.
ReplyDeleteThat cat has more fight in it than Guido, CederQ's little doggie...
ReplyDeleteOne of my friend's parents had a cat that liked to spend its time on top of their refrigerator. When you walked by, it had a habit of raking the top your skull just for giggles.
ReplyDeleteOne of the many reasons I detest them.
Nemo
A buddy had a big yaller tom that would jump on the back of any size dog and ride it around, yowling and scratching and biting the dog around its head, ears and shoulders until it got tired of the fun and let the dog go. They generally didn't come back for seconds.
ReplyDeleteMy brother had a black cat like that. Dogs usually only tried once.
DeleteSome wild pussy....
ReplyDeleteI had a cat that behaved like that once-upon-a-time.
ReplyDeleteShe'd just had a litter, and was VERY protective.
NO ONE and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE was allowed near the nest box for the first month.
President Elect B Woodman
A long time ago, my then girlfriend had a big white tom. He was a beautiful cat, but was mean. Of course, he was nothing but sweetness to her. This cat would sneak up on you and swipe a single claw into your hand or arm or whatever was available and then run off. He did it to me one too many times. After a particularly deep scratch on my hand one night, I went to my car and retrieved a pair of welders gloves. With those gloves on, I waited patiently. Sure enough, he came stalking up to me. I grabbed the little bastard with both hands and held him down to the floor. He clawed, he bit, and he hissed, and he even growled, all to no avail. Those gloves were very thick leather and went all the way to the elbow. I held him and even hissed at him myself until he finally relaxed and cried for succor from his "mama". Then I carefully turned him loose. He took off like a shot, not to be seen again that night.
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend was not pleased.
Our relationship lasted for about a year after that, but that cat never once bothered me again. Indeed, whenever I showed up, he would run off and hide somewhere.
When I was 11 or 12, I had a cat that wouldn't hesitate to attack a dog. And he was successful just about all the time, too.
ReplyDeleteFunny ass shit, and I mean literally funny ASS SHIT.
ReplyDeleteBear Claw
Fuckin' BERZERKER!
ReplyDeleteok, now show a vid that shows a dog that has dealt with cats before. i had a chessie that got his ass kicked by one and he damm near died from infection from dirty-ass cat claw. after that it was just meowrr, crunch. neighbors learned to keep their free range cats home where they belong.
ReplyDeleteIs this guy wearing a thong?
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely yes, and it will haunt me.
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