I'll pass. Claims to be outdoorsy but won't touch a fish. I would think about it if she would let my daughters teach her those things. but those fake tits and home baked cookies only mean one thing.
High maintenance costs and if walking down the isle smiling, she knows she won't ever have to give another BJ
Fishing is the extent of her "Outdoors-iness"? Yet won't touch or clean one? I guess butchering other game is out as well? Horses? Yeah, another big red flag. (Sorry, Boss....) I doubt her idea of camping aligns with mine. Not much room under an overturned canoe. No room service either. Three times a day? Yeah, OK. Tell me something else I'll believe. Homemade cookies? Yup, ain't happening. Besides, the muffin-top tells me she isn't lacking in the dessert department. Higher maintenance than a F-22 Raptor.
The clincher though - the pristine Carhardt hat, perfectly placed and in direct contrast to the rest of her outfit. Country Cuteness? Nah, Absolute Poser.
Yeah.... somewhere some guy is sick of her. And her looks will fade. She want's cookies? Get your ass in the kitchen. I hand you a fish? Get it fixed for dinner. Want to display that attitude? Better be filthy filthy rich....and generous. Otherwise there's a busload looking every bit as good as you just down the street.
Old woman with personal habits, looking for partnership, not to marry. Young people being in love shapes dn strengthen the personality if marrying young, the mind of "we", not of "me"... do not look for personal schedule, but OUR life. Western culture is one of not very sustainable regarding the "smart" White people, for the next (not to much) time to come.... dying fast, very fast.
Honey, if you own a liquor store that only stocks high end single malts and premium bourbon aaannnddd you swallow, you might get some takers. Otherwise, you're only going to have Rabbit for your friend.
Key word, some, some things that are a must. Trust me, the list goes on and includes every damn thing you have and a bunch of stuff that you don't. Relationship? Guess again. Oh, and also, dead givaway, "trail rides", I doubt she's talking about dirt bikes. Horse women are insane. Fun mind you, but insane. Don't ask me how I know this.
A little pretentious? Baby, I parrot some of the other commentators, if it fly, floats, wheel and fornicates, I 'll rent you for a weekend and believe me you won't have to stay in my RV, nor handle a fish or eat a cookie, but ya will get cab fare on Sunday night as that I am sure plump ass is out the door.
That type of woman doesn't intimidate us real men. We've seen'em before. And we know after the first round, she'll be the one cleaning fish and baking cookies....
3 times a day? First, she needs a good crack across the yap right up front. Then she needs to get used to 3 sessions of morning wood. She'll get it 3 more times a day if "I" feel like it. If I feel like 5 times a day she better get used to liking it. Lastly, she better have her own tackle and if she wants to eat she needs to learn how to prepare the grub.
Would need to lose the hand tattoo and whatever other ugly tattoos she has before any discussion could even begin. But let's face it...anyone so full of themselves that they feel the need to make a video like that is probably someone that should be left to their own misery.
only 3?
ReplyDeleteFuck off...
ReplyDeleteI hope the demanding little lady's new girlfriend treats her well.
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd
Oddly enough, I fit all 3 of her categories! Woo Hoo!
ReplyDeleteI'll pass. Claims to be outdoorsy but won't touch a fish. I would think about it if she would let my daughters teach her those things. but those fake tits and home baked cookies only mean one thing.
ReplyDeleteHigh maintenance costs and if walking down the isle smiling, she knows she won't ever have to give another BJ
Nope, fuck off and get yerself a soy boy. I don't operate with conditions no matter how nice yer tits are.
ReplyDeleteShe’s not worth the trouble. Nope.
ReplyDeleteWas she the inspiration for the song "She Ain't Pretty, She Just Looks That Way"?
ReplyDeleteAbandon hope all ye who enter here.
ReplyDeleteNopety nope nope nope...
ReplyDeleteA short term lease would be fine! Not gonna buy though.
ReplyDeleteIf it flies, floats, 4 wheels or fucks, rent it.
DeleteDepreciating asserts are best borrowed/rented; never purchased.
DeleteSeems I am in good company.
ReplyDeleteI'll pass as well.
Fishing is the extent of her "Outdoors-iness"? Yet won't touch or clean one? I guess butchering other game is out as well?
Horses? Yeah, another big red flag. (Sorry, Boss....)
I doubt her idea of camping aligns with mine. Not much room under an overturned canoe. No room service either.
Three times a day? Yeah, OK. Tell me something else I'll believe.
Homemade cookies? Yup, ain't happening. Besides, the muffin-top tells me she isn't lacking in the dessert department.
Higher maintenance than a F-22 Raptor.
The clincher though - the pristine Carhardt hat, perfectly placed and in direct contrast to the rest of her outfit.
Country Cuteness?
Nah, Absolute Poser.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
“Higher maintenance than a F-22 Raptor.”
DeleteI am sooo stealing this line! 🤣
Interpretation: You buy her a horse and pay stable rent, veterinary fees, etc.
ReplyDeleteYeah.... somewhere some guy is sick of her. And her looks will fade. She want's cookies? Get your ass in the kitchen. I hand you a fish? Get it fixed for dinner. Want to display that attitude? Better be filthy filthy rich....and generous. Otherwise there's a busload looking every bit as good as you just down the street.
ReplyDeleteOld woman with personal habits, looking for partnership, not to marry.
ReplyDeleteYoung people being in love shapes dn strengthen the personality if marrying young, the mind of "we", not of "me"... do not look for personal schedule, but OUR life.
Western culture is one of not very sustainable regarding the "smart" White people, for the next (not to much) time to come.... dying fast, very fast.
Heh!!!
ReplyDeleteDemanding bitch.
ReplyDeleteYou're not that hot.
She's going to find out a bit too late that guys like to date girls like her, but guys don't want to marry girls like her...
ReplyDeleteTats are a deal-breaker (check her right hand). Plus everything everyone else listed.
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ReplyDeleteHoney, if you own a liquor store that only stocks high end single malts and premium bourbon aaannnddd you swallow, you might get some takers. Otherwise, you're only going to have Rabbit for your friend.
Nice tits though.
Nemo
I wonder why she's still single?
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha Anon you win the innerwebz comment of the day.
Delete@Anon above: My first thought, too, when I was finished viewing her video.
DeleteAnd I'll second that, Bear Claw.
Key word, some, some things that are a must. Trust me, the list goes on and includes every damn thing you have and a bunch of stuff that you don't. Relationship? Guess again. Oh, and also, dead givaway, "trail rides", I doubt she's talking about dirt bikes. Horse women are insane. Fun mind you, but insane. Don't ask me how I know this.
ReplyDeleteMake me a sandwich beotch.
ReplyDeleteA little pretentious? Baby, I parrot some of the other commentators, if it fly, floats, wheel and fornicates, I 'll rent you for a weekend and believe me you won't have to stay in my RV, nor handle a fish or eat a cookie, but ya will get cab fare on Sunday night as that I am sure plump ass is out the door.
ReplyDeleteThat type of woman doesn't intimidate us real men. We've seen'em before. And we know after the first round, she'll be the one cleaning fish and baking cookies....
ReplyDelete3 times a day?
ReplyDeleteFirst, she needs a good crack across the yap right up front.
Then she needs to get used to 3 sessions of morning wood.
She'll get it 3 more times a day if "I" feel like it.
If I feel like 5 times a day she better get used to liking it.
Lastly, she better have her own tackle and if she wants to eat she needs to learn how to prepare the grub.
Would need to lose the hand tattoo and whatever other ugly tattoos she has before any discussion could even begin. But let's face it...anyone so full of themselves that they feel the need to make a video like that is probably someone that should be left to their own misery.
ReplyDeleteWell, Shit. Y'all have embarrassed me by showin' me the error of my ways...
ReplyDeleteWhat's that saying?
ReplyDeleteAh yes: "NEVER stick it in crazy!" She has to be crazy, as enumerated by all y'alls comments!
Some people need a good bop in the schnocker... three times a day, on a trail-ride, with cookies.
ReplyDeleteUmmmh. Learn to cook missy. and clean. I got shit to do. Dont want a broke guy, dont make him do shit that dont make money...
ReplyDeleteGoing into a relationship with demands and expectations will destroy it sooner than later.
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