I know quite a few ladies in my neck of the woods that would say the same thing. We in the south have had enough yankee woke bullsh!t over the past 160 years. We're sick and tired of it. And any idiot that still thinks that the war between the states was fought over slavery should really brush up on their history. The government is about to do to all of "yall " what they have been doing to us southerners for a long time. Buckle up buttercup , it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
Yes, this yankee can attest this is a real Southern lady speaking to ya'll! She had you at "Bless your Heart." You lived in the swamp South like I did for many years, you learn real quick...
Where I come from, our Sheriff has publicly encouraged all citizens that are legally able to own a gun to do so. We have the Castle Doctrine and vigourous Stand Your Ground laws and it almost impossible to get into trouble if you defend yourself. The alt-left hates us because everytime you shoot one of their followers, you eliminate three or four votes.
Like I use to say while living in Georgia and Florida, gator's gotta eat. Want to be a Ped, just take you on out to the swamp and find a stump to pound a ten-penny nail in your junk and give you a dull knife. Choice is yours, but to let you know, gator's got to eat.
Both me and my wife are conservative Californians born in the late 50s but moved to the east cost south in 96 due to business. I have met many women like her and except for the influx of less conservative people from blue states things would be better in the south. Overall normal people in the south are well armed, know how to use their weapons, and will use their weapons if needed.
I got Kin from Georgia and can trace the family tree way past the Civil War! I was raised in South Florida late 50s and well now it aint the South unless ya get out in the woods same as Georgia! Yup, those Georgia women are treasure, Loved their stories of the Olden Days.
You know yer fucked when she says Bless Your Heart.
ReplyDeleteShe had me at Have a Nice Day LOL.
ReplyDeleteShe was nice to not mention that your skippy ass would never be found again between hog farmers and alligators.
Seems like she'd be perfectly pleased to do it, too.
ReplyDeleteI know quite a few ladies in my neck of the woods that would say the same thing. We in the south have had enough yankee woke bullsh!t over the past 160 years. We're sick and tired of it. And any idiot that still thinks that the war between the states was fought over slavery should really brush up on their history. The government is about to do to all of "yall " what they have been doing to us southerners for a long time. Buckle up buttercup , it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
ReplyDeleteYes, this yankee can attest this is a real Southern lady speaking to ya'll! She had you at "Bless your Heart." You lived in the swamp South like I did for many years, you learn real quick...
ReplyDeleteWhere I come from, our Sheriff has publicly encouraged all citizens that are legally able to own a gun to do so. We have the Castle Doctrine and vigourous Stand Your Ground laws and it almost impossible to get into trouble if you defend yourself. The alt-left hates us because everytime you shoot one of their followers, you eliminate three or four votes.
ReplyDeleteThe neighbors here have all agreed. We have shovels and lime, the phone gets attached to one of those big party sized helium balloons.
ReplyDeleteHey Irish;
ReplyDeleteI live in the south and I have kinfolks that sound just like that, LOL LOVE IT.
Like I use to say while living in Georgia and Florida, gator's gotta eat. Want to be a Ped, just take you on out to the swamp and find a stump to pound a ten-penny nail in your junk and give you a dull knife. Choice is yours, but to let you know, gator's got to eat.
ReplyDeleteNo, that's trailer trash bs. We don't have pitbulls & pee pees.
ReplyDeleteBirdchaser your listening skills are Bud Light.
DeletePew Pews as in EVIL firearms for the more liberal here.
Don't mind my dogs, they were the friendly "move along" crew.
Both me and my wife are conservative Californians born in the late 50s but moved to the east cost south in 96 due to business. I have met many women like her and except for the influx of less conservative people from blue states things would be better in the south. Overall normal people in the south are well armed, know how to use their weapons, and will use their weapons if needed.
ReplyDeleteI got Kin from Georgia and can trace the family tree way past the Civil War! I was raised in South Florida late 50s and well now it aint the South unless ya get out in the woods same as Georgia! Yup, those Georgia women are treasure, Loved their stories of the Olden Days.
ReplyDeleteThat sounded JUST like my Aunt Maude (RIP).
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