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Doesn't sound as fun as Death By Naked Women Chase Scene from Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life! 🤣
Must have been his wife.
Who do they use, third graders to write their bylines?
It could have been worse and read:Man lives after being killed to death.More likely it was sent to two editors and one changed the first part and the other, then second....
I doubt he was sliding in sideways doing ninety with his hair on fire body totally worn out like I plan on doing.Bear Claw
Seems kinda severe, but killed Almost to death doesn't sound right for some reason.
MOSTLY dead!
Common core education?Seriously, have lately noticed a real decline in people's ability of utilize the english language.
Most of them have not one drop of English blood in them.
Certainly capitalization and punctuation anyway.
Must have been one h-ll of a party.
It was a "MOSTLY PEACEFUL" death
Then it couldn't have been the result of a "deadly shooting", could it?
this made me spit drink; brilliant
As coronerI must affirm,I thoroughlyExamed him.And he's not only nearly dead,He's really most sincerely dead.-lg
How can you tell?Coroner: His brain is in a specimen jar.But he was a Politician.Coroner: Good Point
Was it Lemme who did it?
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Doesn't sound as fun as Death By Naked Women Chase Scene from Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life! 🤣
ReplyDeleteMust have been his wife.
ReplyDeleteWho do they use, third graders to write their bylines?
ReplyDeleteIt could have been worse and read:
ReplyDeleteMan lives after being killed to death.
More likely it was sent to two editors and one changed the first part and the other, then second....
I doubt he was sliding in sideways doing ninety with his hair on fire body totally worn out like I plan on doing.
ReplyDeleteBear Claw
Seems kinda severe, but killed Almost to death doesn't sound right for some reason.
ReplyDeleteMOSTLY dead!
DeleteCommon core education?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, have lately noticed a real decline in people's ability of utilize the english language.
DeleteMost of them have not one drop of English blood in them.
Certainly capitalization and punctuation anyway.
DeleteMust have been one h-ll of a party.
ReplyDeleteIt was a "MOSTLY PEACEFUL" death
ReplyDeleteThen it couldn't have been the result of a "deadly shooting", could it?
Deletethis made me spit drink; brilliant
ReplyDeleteAs coroner
ReplyDeleteI must affirm,
I thoroughly
Examed him.
And he's not only nearly dead,
He's really most sincerely dead.
-lg
How can you tell?
DeleteCoroner: His brain is in a specimen jar.
But he was a Politician.
Coroner: Good Point
Was it Lemme who did it?
ReplyDelete