Saturday, July 9, 2022

Every Outdoorsman Could Use "The Crap Strap"





 

31 comments:

  1. Ain’t capitalism great?

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  2. "Patent Pending". HaHa HaHa. Kevin's brother applied for a patent on something. Before the ink was dry, & his +/- $200,000 had left his bank account, the chinese had duplicated his idea 4 different ways. Never made a dime.
    I guess she's not been to Horror Freight to just go with a tie down strap.
    Jerry

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    1. Add to the fact that this is probably not patent-able. Too obvious.

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  3. If you're in the desert or the prairie (i.e. no trees) it ain't gonna work. Niche utility.

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    1. Would be careful using it in the Boundary Waters Canoe area... dirt is only 4 inches deep there, then solid granite.
      Had to guy-line out the 6" diameter trees I hung my hammock on up there.

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  4. Wouldn't work for a guy I work with. He as no legs.

    Leigh
    Whitehall, NY

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    1. Probably not much of a hiker either.

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    2. As much time as he spends in the woods, don't count on it.
      I said he didn't have legs, I didn't say he was handicapped.

      Leigh
      Whitehall, NY

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  5. I couldn't even get halfway through that ad.

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  6. I don't care what you have or where you have to hide to take a crap in the woods, guarantee that someone will walk by while you are in the middle of your business. Great idea though. Need a portable privacy barrier too.

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    1. Or that buck you've been after all season, with the rifle 50' away leaned up against the truck.

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    2. Whatever became of Uncle Booger's Bumper Dumper?

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  7. I gotta get me one of these. Maybe three or four. Great Christmas present for my son the hunter. I dont hunt, well clay pigeons I do, but I do fish in the hinterlands. Need one for my boat.

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  8. Please don't shit so close to a water source like she implied in the video.

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  9. Is she serious? I get the feeling she's shittin' us.

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  10. Yep hanging on to a limb with my coat wrapped around barbwire many moons ago deer hunting in the cold not easy to do. No way I could do it today. Where do I get one.

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  11. Is she shitting me? All one needs is a rope

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  12. I have a 5 gallon bucket with the bottom half of a toilet seat on a hinge. With that and a kitchen size plastic garbage bag it gets the job done.

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  13. lots of places no gottum trees.

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  14. Beats the hell out of dragging a squaty potty into the boonies with your gear.

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  15. Reminds me of Leon Schuster movie clip - https://youtu.be/anvaTerkTQI

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  16. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B2a6l6wM2k

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  17. None of you have ever taken a sky dump and came home with one sleeve, and it shows.

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    1. Or taken a dump in the dark, and found out you’re in a holly thicket. When you’re looking for leaves to clean up….

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    2. or poison ivy.......

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  18. I guess she never figured out hanging your ass over a downed tree. Nemo

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  19. Did you find that on the cat harness website, Irish?

    CC

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  20. No thanks, I'll just keep my motorhome.

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  21. Hi Irish!!!!!!,
    YGBSM2x!!!!!!!
    skybill

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  22. Brings a whole new meaning to "Hanging a dump..."

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