Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Kids These Days....

… A mother is driving her little girl to her friend”s house for a play evening …

“Mommy “… the little girl asks … “How old are you” ???...

“Honey …  you are not supposed to ask a lady her age” … the mother replied … “It”s not polite” ...

“OK” … the little girl says … “What color was your hair 2 years ago” ???...

“Now really” … the mother says … “Those are personal questions and are really none of your business” …

Undaunted … the little girl asks … “Why did you and Daddy get a divorce” ???...

“That’s enough questions young lady” … the mother replies

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play …

“My Mom won’t tell me anything about herself” … the little girl says to her friend …

“Well” … says the friend …

“All you need to do … is look at her driver’s license” … “It’s like a report card … it has everything on it” …

Later that night the little girl says to her mother … “I know how old you are … You are 32” …

The mother is surprised and asks …. “How the hell did you find that out” ???...

The little girl then says ... “I also know that you used to have brown hair” …

The mother is past surprised and shocked now … “How in Heaven’s name did you find that out” ???...

“And” …. the little girl says triumphantly … “I know why you and daddy got a divorce” …

“Oh really” … the mother asks … “Why” ???...

The little girl said ... “Because on your driver’s license it says you got an “F” for sex” …!!

 


3 comments:

  1. Last one's probably a lot more true than a lot of women want to admit.

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  2. Sounds like my ex-wife. Only that joke wasn't quite so funny.

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