Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site.
Paddy says to Murphy, “I’m gonna get the day off. I’m gonna pretend I’ve gone mad!” He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts “I’m a lightbulb, I’m a lightbulb!”
Murphy watches in amazement.
The foreman shouts: “Paddy, go home. You’ve gone mad.”
So Paddy leaves the site. Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well.
“Where do you think you’re going?” asks the foreman.
“Well, I can’t work in the friggin dark!” said Murphy.
Happy St Patrick's Day to All!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the day, Irish!
Thank you for the belly laugh Irish!
ReplyDeleteProverbs 17:22 A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.
Happy Saint Paddy's Day to all. May the blessing flow in whatever form the Spirit requires.
ReplyDeleteGood One! Happy St. Patrick's Day Irish and all of you Feral's out there. Nemo
ReplyDeleteDid ja ever try to screw a left handled Irishman into a standard socket? May the electricity always find its way to ground through someone else's leg.
ReplyDeleteWhy did Paddy wear two rubbers?
ReplyDelete(Ta be sure ta be sure!)
Happy St. Paddy's Day to one and all !!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's good to be Irish.
ReplyDeleteYou see what I did there? hahahaha
Sorry, I am on the Orange spectrum...
ReplyDeleteWhat's the definition of an Irish Queer?
ReplyDeleteIt's an Irishman that loves women more than Whiskey!
(Yes I'm Irish)
Erin Go Bragh!
Or, if you're a lassie, Erin Go Bragh-less!!
Did you hear the one about the two homosexual Leprechauns, Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick?
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, it's short.
Or the two gay Scotsmen, Ben Dover and Phil McCavity.
ReplyDeleteMcCracken...Phil McCraken
DeleteI am an American Mutt, but I don't have any Irish in me. I will however raise a glass to all that is Irish and the fortune, grace and history they have brought to our wonderful country. May God watch over you all this day and forever.
ReplyDeleteIn Ireland they would laugh their "arse" off at the idea of green beer! Green Beer is nothing but a marketing hook to sell more cheap beer to gullible college kids in America! Oh look Green Beer! Pffftttt......
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