I've hated cats ever since my wife started a cattery, with several Toms. They pissed on everything in the house, clothes in the closet, pissed on and blew up our first computer, etc. etc. One was repeatedly using a big potted plant in the living room for a cat box. I took it out and shot it. Now I'm the bad guy... Never again!
I like cats, but if I had one that pulled that shit, it would become an outside cat. Maybe I've lived a blessed life, but I never heard of cats deliberately pushing things off shelves until the age of the internet. None of ours ever did that.
I like cats but then I've only had working cats, not pets. That and given my rural setting (with coyotes, foxes eagles etc...) only the smart ones last any length of time.
I would prefer a mischievous feline ANYTIME, over the lying, plagiarizing, perverted, corrupt, brain dead puke who is sometimes in the WH, when he can find it. He and number 44 crawled from under the same rock.
Cats are the leading gravity researchers... When Anti-gravity is finally discovered, it will have been through the combined efforts of millions of researchers... so shut up.... SCIENCE !!
There's only one kind of good cat... I absolutely despise that hateful little buggers. Nemo
ReplyDeleteThat's a rotten little fucker. He's destined for a bad ending.
ReplyDeleteI don't "hate" them as such, just don't care for them as pets. They are fine for barn cats and rodent hunters. Just not in my house.
ReplyDeleteShe was real. I think worked at the bank where Dolly's husband did business or worked.
ReplyDeleteBear Claw, you smoking that funny weed again? Don't know where you are at?
DeleteI've hated cats ever since my wife started a cattery, with several Toms. They pissed on everything in the house, clothes in the closet, pissed on and blew up our first computer, etc. etc. One was repeatedly using a big potted plant in the living room for a cat box. I took it out and shot it. Now I'm the bad guy... Never again!
ReplyDeleteI like cats, but if I had one that pulled that shit, it would become an outside cat.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I've lived a blessed life, but I never heard of cats deliberately pushing things off shelves until the age of the internet. None of ours ever did that.
If you can't control a small domesticated animal you should probably be chained out in the yard for awhile til you grow a brainstem.
ReplyDeleteWhat ghostsniper said ^^ Ohio Guy
DeleteHe's trying to tell you to fix that damned leaky faucet.
ReplyDeleteyet further proof "If the world was flat, a cat would have knocked the continents off the edge a loooong time ago"
ReplyDeleteCats belong at the range.
ReplyDeleteI would bounce KITTY off the wall.
ReplyDeleteI like cats but then I've only had working cats, not pets. That and given my rural setting (with coyotes, foxes eagles etc...) only the smart ones last any length of time.
ReplyDeleteI would prefer a mischievous feline ANYTIME, over the lying, plagiarizing, perverted, corrupt, brain dead puke who is sometimes in the WH, when he can find it. He and number 44 crawled from under the same rock.
ReplyDeleteooo so much mamly men here saying theynhate cates and hiding behind an Anonymous tag.
ReplyDeleteCats are assholes.
ReplyDeleteProve me wrong.
Cats are the leading gravity researchers... When Anti-gravity is finally discovered, it will have been through the combined efforts of millions of researchers... so shut up.... SCIENCE !!
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