Thursday, December 16, 2021

If You Read One Obituary Today, Make It This One...

 

Renay Mandel Corren

El Paso, TX—A plus-sized Jewish lady redneck died in El Paso on Saturday.

Of itself hardly news, or good news if you're the type that subscribes to the notion that anybody not named you dying in El Paso, Texas is good news. In which case have I got news for you: the bawdy, fertile, redheaded matriarch of a sprawling Jewish-Mexican-Redneck American family has kicked it.


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11 comments:

  1. Mike-SMODecember 16, 2021 at 11:10 AM

    RIP, Renay.

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  2. Unsolicited opinion.December 16, 2021 at 11:45 AM

    I feel like she may have been my granny, too.

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  3. irontomflintDecember 16, 2021 at 11:55 AM

    Now that is one wake I really want to go to, and I've been to real Irish wakes!!
    But alas and alack, I can't go...I am "unwelcome" in N.C.

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  4. irontomflintDecember 16, 2021 at 11:55 AM

    Now that is one wake I really want to go to, and I've been to real Irish wakes!!
    But alas and alack, I can't go...I am "unwelcome" in N.C.

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  5. Bear Claw Chris LappDecember 16, 2021 at 12:09 PM

    Would love to have been a grandchild.

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  6. BobDecember 16, 2021 at 12:11 PM

    Rivals for Mary Lou Cunningham Belles obituary…” she was a lifelong Mets fan, although surprisingly that’s not what killed her…”

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  7. PhilDecember 16, 2021 at 4:13 PM

    Hard to beat that one.

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  8. mike alexanderDecember 17, 2021 at 1:21 AM

    Damn, the last of the red-hot mamas is gone. This country needs more rowdies like Renay and a whole lot less do as you are told whining assholes.

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  9. Paul, Dammit!December 17, 2021 at 2:20 AM

    Lord, that was great.

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  10. mountain boyDecember 17, 2021 at 6:42 PM

    She would have been great to get drunk with.

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  11. WillyDecember 19, 2021 at 2:28 AM

    Was in a cribbage club for a while; the matriarch-though not a redhead-played for blood and usually won. Probably about the same age as Renay and just as much fun.

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