Saturday, February 6, 2021

Fly The Friendly Skies

 Years ago when I worked public job, I flew quite a bit. However, I don't really recall having any stewardesses that looked like these. I did meet a nice looking friendly stewardess on a flight between Minneapolis and Sioux Falls, SD while flying out to meet a business client for a pheasant hunting trip. As she was bringing me a beer, I asked her where she was from and she replied "Muhlenberg County, KY. Have you ever heard of it?" I said yes and started singing the old John Prine song (yes, I'd had a few beers). She laughed and asked me, "do you know how many times a day I hear that song after telling someone where I was raised?". 




 





















                                   I am sick and tired of these damn masks. Thanks a lot COVID






25 comments:

  1. My Dental hygienist was a stew for awhile. She can do anything she wants with my mouth. Looks a lot like the second one there. She's retiring soon. Damn.

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    1. For your sake Sarthurk, I'm sad to hear she is retiring. It must be a terrible loss for the dental office.

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  2. My Dental hygienist was a stew for awhile. She can do anything she wants with my mouth. Looks a lot like the second one there. She's retiring soon. Damn.

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  3. All very nice. That 6th one, tho,,,,,,

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  4. Braniff used to have the best looking flight attendants that I ever had the pleasure of flying with. I will never forgive American Airlines for driving a spike in their heart.

    Agree with Scott on #6.

    TN Patriot

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  5. #1 has too many moles, wnb


    j/k

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    1. Moles? Those are just beauty marks! LOL

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    2. They're like freckles. You play connect-the-dots during foreplay

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    3. Have you never played "Connect the Dots" with a willing woman like that?

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  6. Bonus points for John Prine, may he rest in peace.

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  7. Pretty girls no doubt but the Muhlenberg County reference is what I found interesting. When my youngest, soon to be 28, was an infant I would swing with him on the porch swing and sing him that song. John Prine used to perform at Wolftrap Farm Park in Northern Virginia nearly every year. I never got around to seeing him and now I never will. I was introduced to him in high school. On a boring road trip I can sing John Prine songs for a hundred miles. RIP Mr. Prine.

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  8. Saw John Prine and Leon redbone at American university in 79-80, not sure. Great show! Leon opened, awesome. Prine came out, set a bottle down next to his chair, played a few, drink, played a few, drink, seemed to get better as it went along. Very engaging with the audience. I count myself fortunate to have heard him live.

    Nifter

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  9. A woman who was one year older than me in high school ended up as a flight attendant. We were from a very tiny little town in Michigan, so to make it, you had to work very hard and leave for busier places. She flew out of Chicago, and ended up marrying a very rich guy she had met on a flight. She had a son, and then divorced the rich guy. Go figure.
    One other guy that came from my tiny town ended up as a senior executive for one of the sports networks. He won an emmy for coming up with the idea of putting a line on the television screen showing where the first down line was. On some televised boxing matches, when he was working for ESPN, we would often see him ringside, watching the fight.
    Not only was this man a good business person, but he was a very good athlete. When I was a freshman and he was a senior, we scrimmaged each other. I tackled him on a dive play, had a perfect hit on him, and the next thing I know, I am on my back and he is still running down the field.
    His entire family made good. There doctors, nurses, and executives in their family. As African Americans, their parents worked menial jobs, but made sure that they were educated as far and as well as they were able to make them. A really wonderful family;

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  10. #1 had me at freckles-or a dirty lens. Either way I'm in love.

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  11. Lovely women!
    #7 left side, for an awful moment I thought I was looking at AOC.

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    1. On her right is a very nice chubby.

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    2. I thought she was taleeb the muzzy who was crying on the house floor this week. Irish you almost got in trouble again but I know you cater to other dirt people as well.

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  12. Beautiful women, must be from the 70’s or 80’s. Flying today you would be lucky to see 2 or 3 that looked this good out of 10 flights. Nothing but fat older hogs that can barely get their ass down the aisle without hitting your seat and gay guys that are way to full of themselves.
    Great looking stewardesses are on the Asian airlines. Singapore Air, Korean Air, Asiana Airlines, China Air. I’ve flown on all of these airlines and all of the stewardesses were hotter than a 2 dollar pistol and all under 30 years old and under 120 lbs. They couldn’t be any nicer the way they treated you.
    Maybe with the lack of travel during this “plan demic“ they’ll rotate some of these cows out to pasture and some better looking stewardess will be hired.

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    1. Agreed. I was in DFW a couple of years ago (terminal D) and a Singapore Airlines flight crew came into the airport near where I was sitting, eight flight attendants, the pilots and some guys that appeared to be security. Everyone of those flight attendants was a solid 10, stunningly beautiful. Then I bordered an American Airlines flight, two gay guys and two over-weight 50+ aged women working the aisle. Sigh.

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  13. The most attractive female flight attendants were the young women on Southwest, back in the day. You couldn't help but admire their hot pants and go-go boots.

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  14. Hi Irish!!,
    "STEW's!!!!" OMG!! The foto's bring back memories of a past "Relationship!!" .... She liked VSOP Cognac with Bud Light Chaser's ... as we are lounging on her water bed watching TV... until the Cognac took hold!! ... and... Yes...then... "We Flew the Friendly Skyz!!"..... Hehehehe!! and... Yes.. We flew "UNITED!!!"

    Audentes, Fortuna, Iuvat!!!!!,
    skybill

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