Tuesday, December 22, 2020

Helpful Winter Tips For Your Liberal Friends.... Please Pass Them On...

 

 

  I know most of them wouldn't understand how to perform most of these types of duties, so as caring Conservatives, you can offer a helping hand and do them for them.  They can sip their soy mochaccino lattes and watch.

 

 











 

 

 

 

22 comments:

  1. Ah hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh this morning!

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  2. Aw c'mon.....these are too easy....I know way too many gullible libtards who would believe me if I told them this....

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  3. That's like stocking up on turn signal fluid.

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    1. Did that last year. Missed out on the cross drilled brake lines, so I had to stock up on something. This year is piston return springs.

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  4. You forgot turn signal lubricant. ;^)) Nemo

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  5. Swap the battery cables so the heater works instead of the AC.

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  6. You are just plume mean Mr Irish! Now that is out of the way, what other devious methods and tips we can give to our less fortunate and gullible low IQ lefist friends and family?

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  7. Put a coat of axle grease on your windshield wipers to keep the ice from building up..

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  8. Boiling water clears a windshield of ice instantly

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    1. Propane torch works better for stuck wipers, though...

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    1. Speaking of LoL, I'm getting an unusual number of referral hits from this site and yours. I must have posted tits by accident.

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  10. Love it. Bet most modern libs dont get the jokes though.

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  11. Don't forget to check that the "Kanuetine Valve" is working properly......

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  12. Dont you feel the least guilty? Me neither. Had a dumb ass employee of mine microwave her cell phone to give it a quick charge.

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  13. Just like sweet foods give you a little extra zip in the morning, a little sugar in your gasoline will give it some extra energy for those cold engine starts.

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  14. Hot water in those frozen door locks work wonderfully...
    Once.

    Don't forget to add a little antifreeze every time you fill up your gas tank to keep the gasoline from freezing, either.

    (As an actual side note, you should see what 5 grams of TriNitroBenzine does to your car's performance! Long story...)

    (Hint: it's a "cousin" of TriNitroToluene...)

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  15. Lefties like their lug nuts good and loose.

    Helps them stay soy boys.

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    1. Lefties have nutz (lug or otherwise)??

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  16. Remove 1st & 3rd spark plugs to improve gasoline consumption.

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