On last night's outing we ran into a friend who, every morning, takes her dog for a walk on the beach. As with "Everything Covid" the beaches around here are closed. It's getting nice out and they are starting to relax restrictions so she decided to go out one morning at 7:00am to walk the beach.
Sounds nice huh? A morning stroll on an empty beach...
Well, to here surprise, the police showed up. Yup, no shit.
The officer that showed up was a friend so the meeting was pleasant. He told her that there were 20 calls about someone on the beach..... go ahead read that again...
20 yup 20.
All those fucking Karen's sitting in their house monitoring the beach at 7:00 am...
Live Free or Die Until Your Neighbor Rats You Out.
*Speaking of Karen's.....
Snitches get stitches.
ReplyDeleteMy teen daughter says that since she can drive the backhoe that "snitches get ditches"
DeleteExile1981
Gosh, did that one hit home!
ReplyDeleteThe real question is: was she picking up the dogshit? ;^))
ReplyDeleteNemo
I take the kids out for walks and see people also doing the same. No snitches that we've had.
ReplyDeleteBut you are right. Too many Karens.
I'd rather be in a swamp, I can't stand beach sand. Not many girls to look at but at my age,well...
ReplyDeleteMy arm would have been tired after the walk back from holding it up and flipping every one of those Motherfuckers off the whole way.
ReplyDeleteDayum!
ReplyDeleteAround here the neighbors are more likely to tell you where the cops are patrolling or sitting.
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