Monday, April 15, 2019

Wisconsin WalMart Chaos: Mother fights and shows karate moves, son strips naked, and dog shoplifts

METH IS A HELLUVA DRUG


I know, I know. It sounds like Florida. Lisa Smith (46) and her dog "Bo" shoplifted before she began knocking over displays and generally going wild.


Lisa Smith (Photo Courtesy: Eau Claire County Jail)



Lisa's son. Benny, stripped down buck naked then tried to steal some new clothes to cover up himself. I am surprised the cops didn't shoot him after he tried to run over them.


Benny Vann (Photo Courtesy: Eau Claire County Jail)

A photo of "Bo" the dog was not available. It is hard to believe that woman is 46. Bless her.  Read the rest of the story HERE.

12 comments:

  1. Were there drugs involved? The family that does meth together stays together.

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  2. The article I read Odie, didn't mention drugs, but I've seen what meth can do and though these folks may not have been on drugs that look at acted like they were on some of the good stuff.

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    1. "Paging Walter White....paging Walter White, please pick up the courtesy phone in the lobby." :)

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  3. The family that goes to jail together...well... at least you know where everybody is.

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  4. Looks like Junior might have dotted one of mom's eyes!

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  5. What? They let Bo go with a warning? Aw man... Bo was the RING LEADER!

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  6. 2 things....

    1. 'Florida Man' is usually a transplant from some northern hellhole, where his actions are considered normal, so we don't ever hear about 'Jersey Man' or 'New York Man.'

    2. Meth or Spice. Or both. Meth for the physical effects on appearance. Spice for just the insane crazy actions.

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  7. She's 46??? Seriously? I thought she was 76 until I read the caption. Sonny boy seems intent on following mom's footsteps.

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    1. It's not the time, it's the miles.
      -tallow pot

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  8. The only reason it seems like Florida man is because when it happens in a mostly red state like Florida is a surprise, giving the huge population and it make the left wing news because they hate the state that stole the election from them multiple times.

    In shit holes like San Francisco, Seattle, New York or Chicago it is simply everyday man.

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  9. Are you sure neither of those pictures are of the dog?

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