Add Another To The "List"....

**RING**

"Hello, Special Prosecutor Mueller's Office, This is Damien may I help you?"

"Uh huh,Yes... Oh Hi , how are you?"

"Of course you can testify against Madame Secretary Clinton."

"Oh, yes!  We absolutely guarantee your safety." 

 "This is America and we protect whistle-blowers for justice with every fiber of our being."

"Uh-huh.  Yes."

"We will gladly meet you and take your official statement."

"Do you have a pencil and paper? ... Great."

"Please gather all of the pertinent documents in your posession, hard drives, thumb drives, recordings, notes and photos and we will meet you at 3:45 AM  at Fort Marcy Park on October 27."

 " Dangerous?  *chuckles* Of course not.  We'll be completely safe."  

"Be sure to bring everything as Mr. Mueller is very thorough."

"A lot of evidence??"

"Well, We can send a truck."  

"Oh, it won't be a problem." 

"Great!, see you then!"

"No problem and you're welcome Ms. Wasserman-Schultz."  

"Looking forward to meeting you very soon."

*click*

h/t to Robbie