The only thing missing is the "Non-Prophet Nudist Colony" down the road a little ways.
I always thought a good name for the gay bar across the street would be "Suspicious Packages".
And don't forget the "Drag Strip" at the edge of town where on Sunday, in the "Top Fuel" category we have a "Contender!!" "HONEST AL GERIAN" racing his AA Dragster "Lebonese Lightning!" Everything was going fine till we had reza and alie race each other in their "Funny cars" only to "rear end each other!!" 'Nuff said!!!!!!!,III%,skybill-out
F.I., you forgot the MohammoMart next door, with windows covered with ads for beer and other offenthive products that will tromple the Moose-slimes' tender faylins with muddy jackboots.
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