Chris Wallace's Tough Questions Lead To Suicide....

  He was found with two bullet holes in the back of his head. It appears he shot himself
in the trunk of his car while driving off a cliff. Child porn was strewn about the accident
scene and 30 women were found standing by the smashed guardrail. They all claim he touched
them inappropriately.

The body was creamated on site and the asses were taken by helicopter to an
undisclosed site.

The medical examiner and first responders have all retired after winning a huge lottery
together.

The news is reporting that Trump is still a jerk.