Friday, May 6, 2016

If You Can't Beat 'em You Might As Well Exploit It All......



  I will now apply for all government grants for Woman and Minority Owned Business.

 That will allow me low interest business loans and access to government contracts that otherwise

 are unavailable to me in my previous life as a white male.

   I am now a lesbian black woman....





   


 
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9 comments:

  1. timboMay 6, 2016 at 9:40 AM

    Damn, that's an ugly woman!

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  2. IrishMay 6, 2016 at 9:56 AM

    ^ Microagression! Racissst ! Transphobic!!... ( See I am learning their lingo) LOL

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  3. Jeffery in AlabamaMay 6, 2016 at 4:05 PM

    That is a heck of an idea!

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  4. AnonymousMay 6, 2016 at 6:13 PM

    Years ago I ran a welding shop and tried to convince my draftsman he should come out of the closet so I could apply for a federal grant for hiring a gay or lebian in non-traditional field.

    He said no.... and his girl friend laughed.

    Exile1981

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  5. AnonymousMay 6, 2016 at 10:19 PM

    You forgot to add "Albino." Then, you'll have it made.

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  6. UnknownMay 6, 2016 at 11:50 PM

    I think I'm beginning to understand that whole "identify" thing....

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  7. LeighMay 7, 2016 at 10:57 AM

    You forgot your Hispanic sir name.
    DOUBLE THE FEDERAL JACKPOT!

    Leigh
    Whitehall, NY

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  8. BWBandyMay 8, 2016 at 9:30 AM

    I had this low level suspicion lurking in the background . . .

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  9. AnonymousMay 12, 2016 at 10:21 AM

    Tits or GTFO

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