Ivory Soap is 99 44/100 percent pure .... I’ve always wondered what the other .56% of Ivory soap was made of. The unnatural part. Cheez Whiz? Plutonium? K-Y Jelly?
BTW - In practically every Marilyn Chambers Film, you will see a box of Ivory Snow Laundry Detergent Appear. Marilyn Chambers was actually chosen as the "Ivory Snow Girl" and appeared on the box and in promotions.... because of her "wholesome 99 44/100 pure look".
Never had so much fun with a bar of soap!
ReplyDeleteIvory Soap is 99 44/100 percent pure .... I’ve always wondered what the other .56% of Ivory soap was made of. The unnatural part. Cheez Whiz? Plutonium? K-Y Jelly?
ReplyDeleteBTW - In practically every Marilyn Chambers Film, you will see a box of Ivory Snow Laundry Detergent Appear. Marilyn Chambers was actually chosen as the "Ivory Snow Girl" and appeared on the box and in promotions.... because of her "wholesome 99 44/100 pure look".
Thank you, Irish!
ReplyDeleteShould have used Irish Spring.
DeleteA girl so clean could take home to Mother.
ReplyDeleteYum, nice! THANK YOU!
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