Saturday, March 2, 2013
Friday, March 1, 2013
It was 1978 or there about....
I remember sitting on the wall down the street from my house .......
There were probably about 8 to 10 of us in the 15 to 16 year old range just hanging out. One of the older kids from the neighborhood had a 1972 Torino Cobra and would come by and do smoke shows.
This one night he pulled up and had this song cranking on the stereo. It was the first time I heard it and it has been one of those songs that need to be cranked up when ever it comes on the radio. I just heard it playing on Pandora Internet radio and it brought back a vivid memory of that one summer night so long ago.....
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| This is the actual wall taken from Bing Maps... |
There were probably about 8 to 10 of us in the 15 to 16 year old range just hanging out. One of the older kids from the neighborhood had a 1972 Torino Cobra and would come by and do smoke shows.
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| "NOT" the original car |
This one night he pulled up and had this song cranking on the stereo. It was the first time I heard it and it has been one of those songs that need to be cranked up when ever it comes on the radio. I just heard it playing on Pandora Internet radio and it brought back a vivid memory of that one summer night so long ago.....
Thursday, February 28, 2013
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When you are over fifty who gives a shit?
These are stories that just seem likely to have originated
from someone over 50!!!!
This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and
sarcastically said, "Is
that Corona or Bud?"
I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got
your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over
there instead of you."
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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose
patience and said.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, "Yesterday."
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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on
a table.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really
think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by
now. "
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