A Blonde's Phone Call.....

“Hi, Mom, it's me."

"Hi, Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your
father at the Ace Hardware store looking for a drill."

"Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make
one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you."

"Oh, my God! What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."

"What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"

"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a
Black and Decker.. Mom, I knocked the daylights out of her!"