A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up
big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle
cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to
where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's
Depart-ment.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy
finally called him into his office for the young man's last
interview.
The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid, and you
can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what
you might call, an ‘Attitude Suitability Test’, that you must take before you
can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge,
son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across
the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal
aliens, six lawyers, six Meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a
rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the
applicant.
"You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you
start?"
Good one!
ReplyDeleteI gotta stop reading these things after everyones gone to sleep
ReplyDeleteI'm giggling myself to death trying not to laugh out loud.
that's why we need 25 round magazines
ReplyDeleteThen there was the Texas boy who was trying to get hired on by the CIA.
ReplyDeleteHe passed all the tests, aced the physical tests and had just one last test before they would accept him.
He walked into the room, sitting behind a desk was his evaluation officer.
The Eval officer told him.
"In the next room is your mother in law, take this pistol and go in there and shoot her."
The young Texas boy looked at the pistol, looked at the Eval Officer. Then he picked up the pistol and walked into the next room, closing the door behind him.
A few minutes later the young man came in, looking like he had run a marathon.
He told the Eval Officer, " The gun was loaded with blanks."
The Eval Officer smiled
The Young Texan continued.
"So I beat her to death with it."