This is a GREAT commercial, and speaking of Beer, I might have to go
find some tonight. Maybe find a party like my header picture.
Saturday, September 1, 2012
Friday, August 31, 2012
OBUI.... Operating a Blog Under the Influence..
Won't you join me in a Butterball Shot?
One part Dekuyper's Buttershots layered with one part Baileys motherfucking Irish Cream....
better than you know what...........
One part Dekuyper's Buttershots layered with one part Baileys motherfucking Irish Cream....
better than you know what...........
NOT. FOR. FUCKING. LONG. YOU. A%%WIPE.
President Pantywaist decided to tweet today... I have to wonder if Mooch gave him permission?
thanks to ACE for raising my BP.
thanks to ACE for raising my BP.
Her Name is Rosie Jones.. NSFW
Anon left her name in a comment on the Statistics post from this morning, thanks.
Thursday, August 30, 2012
All That's Wrong With America...Part whatever
I have never seen this show and NEVER would even bother from the little I've heard about it.
Go READ if you want.
Go READ if you want.
Something A Little Different...
Conservatively, Drakos says over the years he has donated about a quarter of a million toys to more than 50 different charities.
LINK TO STORY
A Scottish Themed Hooters Denied Mass License..
QUINCY, Mass. (AP) -- Quincy has denied a license to a national Scottish-themed sports bar chain whose wait staff wear skimpy tartan skirts and tops following objections from members of the city's religious community.
Dave in PB has the must see <VIDEO>
Dave in PB has the must see <VIDEO>
Scumbags Shoot Vet In His Yard..
Just for shits and giggles I searched 4-5 news stories and no description of the
youths is given in any of the stories.
PEMBROKE PINES, Fla. (WSVN) -- Police are searching for a pair of ruthless robbers who shot a South Florida man for his gold chain. Nick Dragone was trimming branches in his front yard using tree cutters, when two young men approached him Tuesday morning. "I had the branch cutter in my hand and they didn't see it, and when they got up close, I turned around and faced him and he said, 'I want it,' and he was going for my necklace. I said your not getting it. I put the cutter up and said, I'll cut your hand off first," said Dragone. Dragone, 66, said the men backed off at first, but then, "He pulled the gun out and boom, boom, boom, boom." Police said Dragone was hit by three bullets but the Vietnam Vet was conscious and alert and called 911 himself. Dragone said he kept the men at bay with those cutters. "I just kept spinning around so he couldn't get a solid target," he said.
WSVN-TV -
PEMBROKE PINES, Fla. (WSVN) -- Police are searching for a pair of ruthless robbers who shot a South Florida man for his gold chain. Nick Dragone was trimming branches in his front yard using tree cutters, when two young men approached him Tuesday morning. "I had the branch cutter in my hand and they didn't see it, and when they got up close, I turned around and faced him and he said, 'I want it,' and he was going for my necklace. I said your not getting it. I put the cutter up and said, I'll cut your hand off first," said Dragone. Dragone, 66, said the men backed off at first, but then, "He pulled the gun out and boom, boom, boom, boom." Police said Dragone was hit by three bullets but the Vietnam Vet was conscious and alert and called 911 himself. Dragone said he kept the men at bay with those cutters. "I just kept spinning around so he couldn't get a solid target," he said.
WSVN-TV -
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Moving Closer to Skynet.....
They beat like real heart cells, but the rat
cardiomyocytes in a dish at Harvard University are different in one
crucial way. Snaking through them are wires and transistors that spy on
each cell's electrical impulses. In future, the wires might control
their behaviour too.
Versions of this souped-up, "cyborg" tissue have been created for neurons, muscle and blood vessels. They could be used to test drugs or as the basis for more biological versions of existing implants such as pacemakers. If signals can also be sent to the cells, cyborg tissue could be used in prosthetics or to create tiny robots.
Cyborg tissue is half living cells, half electronics
Another Rescue....
I was out on my lunch time walk and happened upon this little guy on the side of the road.
After I picked him up, I had to walk over 100 yards to get him to a stream that I found.
It's amazing how far he was from water. I hope the little guy makes it.......
Just for the record if it was any of the following I would have kicked them further into the street:
Chris Matthews
Ellen Barkin
Samuel L Jackson
etc........
After I picked him up, I had to walk over 100 yards to get him to a stream that I found.
It's amazing how far he was from water. I hope the little guy makes it.......
Just for the record if it was any of the following I would have kicked them further into the street:
Chris Matthews
Ellen Barkin
Samuel L Jackson
etc........
60 Degrees Out , Beautiful Bright Sunshine....
..not a cloud in the sky.
I'm waiting for something to fuck it up......
This is the view from The Sooper Sekrit Lair of The Feral Irishman this morning.
I'm waiting for something to fuck it up......
This is the view from The Sooper Sekrit Lair of The Feral Irishman this morning.
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Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Jeep Grand Cherokee "Moose" Test
In the avoidance maneuver test, also called moose test, the Jeep Grand Cherokee failed big time. Here is the full story behind all performed moose tests with the car that proves that it can be lethal.
Go watch the VIDEO
One thing that caught my eye, other than the issues with the Jeep handling was the driver had no helmet and the passenger had a bicycle helmet.. those crazy swedes!
Go watch the VIDEO
One thing that caught my eye, other than the issues with the Jeep handling was the driver had no helmet and the passenger had a bicycle helmet.. those crazy swedes!
Corrugated Roll Down Steel Security Doors....
...are ABS-solutely necessary if you want to protect your valubles.
Next Time You Walk Out To The Pool With Your Umbrella Drink...
....You better check the water first....
Monday, August 27, 2012
The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather, Lione, finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about".
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again and tell him if he doesn't answer I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Anthony's house.
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies..... "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
h/t to Phyllis
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about".
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again and tell him if he doesn't answer I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Anthony's house.
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies..... "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
h/t to Phyllis
Man Leaves Dog On Top Of Mountain.. Others Rescue..
Click the picture of "Missy" for a story with a happy ending....
Jay G. Wants to Drive A Tank......
From his BLOG
Read that again. You. Can. Drive. A. Freakin'. Tank. How cool is that? Looking at the price list, too, shows that it's eminently reasonable for pricing - the better of the two packages is $550, which is spendy but certainly not outside of what you'd spend on a milestone birthday/bachelor party/etc. And did I mention you get to drive a tank?
Now THIS is what I envision you doing Jay, if you ever get the chance :)
Sunday, August 26, 2012
♫♫Blame on Bush... GREAT NEW SONG..check it out
Liberals may control the media, but we are taking BACK the music!! OFFICIAL music video - Blame It On Bush, by The Voters. This is the 1st single from our album Electile Dysfunction. We are a completely independent, grass roots band trying to encourage people to get informed before they vote. Please help us spread the message. You can get more information on the song and the band at www.TheVotersMusic.com If you'd like to support our efforts, please buy the album from www.TheVotersMusic.com (via paypal) or iTunes, Amazon and other retailers. Our album is made of political and patriotic material and other songs are: Pelosi's Jet, Distractions, Leading from Behind, Wife Of A Soldier, America Is Coming Back, Shining City Upon A Hill, Nobody Told Me and America- What Have We Done. Thank you for your support. Let's take America BACK!
Here is a medley of their songs on the new album.....
Notes From The Road...
Over the past few days I have covered some territory here in Northeast Massachusetts and Southeast New Hampshire. One thing I noticed is the fact that there are ALOT of Romney signs and very few Obama signs in front of houses and on the corners of intersections.
I followed a truck last night that had a large hand made sticker sign that said:
"OBAMA SUCKS"
I gave him a smile and a thumbs up at the red light. If I see him again I will get a picture.
Today I passed this one which is about a mile from my business:
WOOT!!
Locally in the Mass Senate election there are way more Scott Brown signs than Fauxcahontas ones.
Lets hope this is a sign of a positive nature.
I found this article over at "Whatbubbaknows":
I followed a truck last night that had a large hand made sticker sign that said:
"OBAMA SUCKS"
I gave him a smile and a thumbs up at the red light. If I see him again I will get a picture.
Today I passed this one which is about a mile from my business:
WOOT!!
Locally in the Mass Senate election there are way more Scott Brown signs than Fauxcahontas ones.
Lets hope this is a sign of a positive nature.
I found this article over at "Whatbubbaknows":
Story the Media Won't Tell: Obama Is Losing
Eff That... You Can Keep Your $3.50 AND Your Moonshine...
After reading and seeing this you will LOVE your job, I know can't wait to go to work tomorrow at the bestest job ever!!
If you think your job is the pits then spare a thought for Devi Lal.
The 'sewer diver' from Delhi, India, is paid a measly £3.50 a day to wallow in filth unclogging the city's drains.
Devi, 43, is provided with a bottle of bootleg booze to dull his senses before he begins his odious chore.
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