I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
"Pssst, if you win, Madonna's gonna go nekkid. If you lose, I'LL go nekkid...buddy you are so screwed!"
ReplyDeleteI ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
ReplyDeleteBari, if you lose you have to sleep with me tonight.......Good luck honey......
ReplyDeleteMight just be a threat being made there.
ReplyDeleteMOOCH-elle just can't bear it that their tax-payer funded gravy train is coming to an end.