Paddy Murphy Arrives in America....

Paddy Murphy arrived at Boston's Logon airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks.  

A Texan asked him if he was homesick. 

'No, 'replied the Irishman.' It's worse, I have I've lost all me luggage.'
'That's terrible, how did that happen?' 

'The cork fell out of me bottle.'  Said Paddy.