We used to feed them until they were completely stuffed and logy from it, then dive-tackle one or two and throw them into the steward's room on my ship. 4-5 times a year this was.
Sarthurk here. Sorry but it's a federal crime. I'd hate to see one of those idiots try to explain to his fellow inmates why he was in prison. On the other hand it would be funnier than poisoning seagulls.
It figures one of the most disgusting birds on earth would be federally "protected". We call them "sky rats" here for a reason... By the way, they didn't "poison" them in the video, just gave 'em the shits, which they don't need a whole lot of help with in the first place. I guess that's only natural when one eats rotting garbage...
I hate those bloody things. I live on the coast (in Scotland) and the seagulls are just a menace. Vermin with wings. I've to wash my car several times a week, even when the thing's just lying at the door & I haven't been driving anywhere - the fuckers shit all over the place, dive bomb passers by when their young start hatching, I know for a fact that people have gone into the local casualty needing stitches on their head & hands after being attacked - and they're protected by law!
Hah! If you or I shit on someone's car, attacked them, and went around making a racket at four in the morning and waking the whole street up, we'd be arrested & charged.
But these damn things are given a pass, and even protected? I'd like to see the people who made that law up live on my street for a summer - they'd have a view of seagulls similar to my own.
Or to put it another way - I'd like to see how they feel if they came out their front door in the morning to go to work and someone had shit on the roof of their car!
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ReplyDeleteI was outside a McDonald's and some guy was feeding seagulls fries, so of course they crapped all over my car.
ReplyDeleteI hear that alka seltzer and seagulls is a good combination.
We used to feed them until they were completely stuffed and logy from it, then dive-tackle one or two and throw them into the steward's room on my ship. 4-5 times a year this was.
ReplyDeleteSorry but I did laugh. I couldn't help it.
ReplyDeleteSarthurk here. Sorry but it's a federal crime. I'd hate to see one of those idiots try to explain to his fellow inmates why he was in prison. On the other hand it would be funnier than poisoning seagulls.
ReplyDeleteIt figures one of the most disgusting birds on earth would be federally "protected". We call them "sky rats" here for a reason... By the way, they didn't "poison" them in the video, just gave 'em the shits, which they don't need a whole lot of help with in the first place. I guess that's only natural when one eats rotting garbage...
Delete+1 on Craig's first comment :-)
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ReplyDeleteI hate those bloody things. I live on the coast (in Scotland) and the seagulls are just a menace. Vermin with wings. I've to wash my car several times a week, even when the thing's just lying at the door & I haven't been driving anywhere - the fuckers shit all over the place, dive bomb passers by when their young start hatching, I know for a fact that people have gone into the local casualty needing stitches on their head & hands after being attacked - and they're protected by law!
ReplyDeleteHah! If you or I shit on someone's car, attacked them, and went around making a racket at four in the morning and waking the whole street up, we'd be arrested & charged.
But these damn things are given a pass, and even protected? I'd like to see the people who made that law up live on my street for a summer - they'd have a view of seagulls similar to my own.
Or to put it another way - I'd like to see how they feel if they came out their front door in the morning to go to work and someone had shit on the roof of their car!