Darn These Flys!
An Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walked into a pub.
Each orderd a pint of beer. Then a fly landed in each one's beer.
The Englishman, turning slightly green, pushed his beer away and asked for another one.
The Scott took the fly out, shrugged, and drank his beer.
The Irisman pinched the fly between his fingers and yelled
"SPIT IT OUT!" "SPIT IT OUT!"
GOOOOOOD one! :-)
ReplyDeleteA bunny a squirrel a fox and a bear walk into a pub and each orders a pint, the bartender brings each their pint and they all reach for their drink a tree falls on the bunny the squirrel runs away screaming bloody murder the fox sits shaking his head and the bear just laughs.
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