Friday, May 4, 2012

Check Your Mailbox For The 2012 Stimulus Package

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Economic Stimulus Package.


It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.



Watch for yours soon.



H/T to John B.
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6 comments:

  1. JulieMay 4, 2012 at 9:09 AM

    ROFL

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  2. Turtle SmasherMay 4, 2012 at 9:42 AM

    Oh, Dios mío, eres el mejor. ¿Cómo puedo conseguir lo mío? Necesito una nueva máquina de humo. :)

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  3. AnonymousMay 4, 2012 at 6:46 PM

    I sold mine on eBay and used the money to buy .45ACP ammunition.

    MAJ Mike

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  4. AnonymousJuly 10, 2012 at 6:12 AM

    ignorance. learn your history before pointing to blame.

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  5. AnonymousAugust 3, 2012 at 3:17 AM

    dear whom ever i have not receave nothing in the mail .../ when do i get mine

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  6. AnonymousNovember 15, 2012 at 10:28 AM

    That is awesome,,so true

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