Friday, February 10, 2012

This is My Neighbor....

 
 
She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.

 
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.

 
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!  I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! 
Are you busy tonight?"

 
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

 
Then she said, "Good!  In that case, could you watch my dog?"



H/t to Paul S
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4 comments:

  1. Brock TownsendFebruary 10, 2012 at 10:44 PM

    Oh, man!

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  2. MontyFebruary 10, 2012 at 11:31 PM

    I'd hit that! My response would have been.... I'd rather watch your pussy cat.

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  3. Glenn BFebruary 10, 2012 at 11:55 PM

    Man she sure gets around. I met her tonight and she asked me if I wanted to join her for a few hours of wild fun while her neighbor watched her dog! Of course, I told her "Sorry, I am married".

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  4. Glenn BFebruary 10, 2012 at 11:55 PM

    Then I woke up!

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