Wal-martians..... You..... Can't...... Look....Away......

He looks like the loneliest person ever to wear that shirt.

" LOTS MORE YOU GOTTA SEE TO BELIEVE" 

It?s never a good thing when your wedgie has a wedgie. Somebody
go get the jaws of life and we?ll see what we can do to help. 

Hahahaha!  It?s funny 'cause it?s sooo gross. 

The hair is EPIC!  And the hand on hip is pretty awesome, too.

Answer me this: How does a short jean jacket NOT go with fluorescent
pink capri pants on a man?

Who wears them better? The answer comes down to whether you
prefer a braided ponytail or some nipple action.

No thanks.... I don't f***ing think so.

Apparently some people have decided they need a little extra help
to get through their Walmart shopping experience.

NICE SHOES, HONEY!

Yeah sure, let?s show off the fact that you stole Mrs. Clause?s negligee.

One picture of skunk hair color is enough to make you go, ?Really?!?
But two of them - - what are the chances.... 

That's his line, honey.

I like it 3 houses down.... with someone else.

Meals on wheels!  This is going to revolutionize breast feeding on
the go. Multi-tasking has never been so easy!

Umm, I think you might need something more than the pine tree air
freshener. It?s a start.... not where I would have started, but it?s a start. 

Great sense of style.

How does one manage to look so very much put-together?

I am so disappointed in our entire human race right now. 

WTF.........

Wait a minute? hold on? that can?t be. OH DEAR GOD! Someone please stab me
in the neck so I?m distracted from my pain!

Well, the good news is we found our Mother?s Day winner!

There are no words......

OH COME ON! How hard could it possibly be to cover your ass? 

He really is an escapee from the asylum!! Now that's scary.

H/T to John B.