Enjoy your weekend boys and girls and stay safe... the government needs you productive.
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Digging Through My Picture Archives.....
I thought some of these were worth saving for some reason so Ill share. Its a BEAUTIFUL day out here in New England and I have to go to a wedding..... Oh well, they serve beer at weddings so I'm told. :)
Enjoy your weekend boys and girls and stay safe... the government needs you productive.
Enjoy your weekend boys and girls and stay safe... the government needs you productive.
If you seriously read one thing today......
I recommend this from "AN ORDINARY AMERICAN"
Make sure to put the knives and sharp objects away and take your:
Make sure to put the knives and sharp objects away and take your:
Set the wayback machine to 1979....
They guy next door to me at the industrial park had a friend just pull in with this beauty.
"1979 Honda CB-X" that is absolutely IMMACULATE.......
"1979 Honda CB-X" that is absolutely IMMACULATE.......
Paraprosdokians......is not an Armenian Family
The definition: "Figure of speech in which the latter part of a
sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a
humorous situation."
"Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of
paraprosdokian.
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level
and beat you with experience.
sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a
humorous situation."
"Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of
paraprosdokian.
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level
and beat you with experience.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my
list.
3. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
4. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not
putting it in a fruit salad.
Old School Movies to Re-Watch....
I was thinking this morning about some good old movies that would be worth renting:
I know there are lots more... these were just some quick ones that came to mind.
Friday, July 15, 2011
The Darker Side of Things........(Rated R+)
Pretty strong imagery here.... Banned from MTV but a top hit for the band.
Smack my Bitch up...... Prodigy
Prodigy - Smack my bitch up by bebepanda
Smack my Bitch up...... Prodigy
Prodigy - Smack my bitch up by bebepanda
If I was Walking Down the Hall in the Dorm.......
What would I do if this sign caught my eye?
I guess I would have to do my Good Samaritan deed
and spend the night in the bathroom.
I guess I would have to do my Good Samaritan deed
and spend the night in the bathroom.
Dear Blogbrother Borepatch.....
I'm following in your footsteps....
"Borepatch" hit 37% WAY TO GO!!!
I guess I'll have to add some more foul language and naked women.
It looks like out "Blogfather" has some work to do. :)
"Borepatch" hit 37% WAY TO GO!!!
I guess I'll have to add some more foul language and naked women.
It looks like out "Blogfather" has some work to do. :)
Carmageddon on the 405
“Carmageddon,” as it’s being called in So Cal, refers to the upcoming three-day-total closure of the 405 freeway for repair work. If you’ve ever been stuck in traffic on the 405, you know how big a deal this as normal 405 traffic will be detoured to already crowed alternative routes. And Hitler, of course, has an entertaining take on the whole thing. Enjoy. . .
"FROM HERE"
and if you haven't seen this movie "405" Check it out..
A passenger airliner makes an emergency landing on the 405 freeway. This is the original viral video created by Bruce Branit and Jeremy Hunt in 2000.
"FROM HERE"
and if you haven't seen this movie "405" Check it out..
A passenger airliner makes an emergency landing on the 405 freeway. This is the original viral video created by Bruce Branit and Jeremy Hunt in 2000.
25 or 6 to 4....
Woke up wide awake at 3:35 am. The windows are all open and the cool night air has the room at 68 degrees. I got up and came downstairs for whatever reason I don't know. The "FULL MOON" is tonight according to the calendar, but right now it is absolutely amazing. I just got in from standing on the back deck of the house. The whole yard is lit by the bright moon that is just hanging over the tree line. I can see every leaf on the trees and my shadow is cast on the ground. What did my ancesters think millions of years ago? The sun reflecting off the moon to bath the night in light.. photons are amazing.....
The air is very still and all the bright stars are dotting the sky, not a cloud in sight. I just stood silently listening to the sound of the bullfrogs in the stream behind the house. How many thousands or millions of years have they been doing that? I will have to do an "INTERNET SEARCH" to see. I can also hear the sound of the truck tires on the 18 wheelers that are cruising on 495 making their way north or south to deliver the loads they carry. The highway is over a mile away and you can hear them hit the runble strips sometimes. Its amazing how loud it is.
Since in was 25 minutes to 4, the chicago song came to mind so I renamed this post to the title of that song.. a quick search of "SONGFACTS" reveils this: This was written by Robert Lamm, who is a keyboard player and singer for Chicago. It's about trying to write a song, with the title referring to the time of day: either 3:35AM (25 to 4) or 3:34AM (26 to 4).
Here is a little chicago for you:
Im going back to bed...6:30 am is a few hours away.
The air is very still and all the bright stars are dotting the sky, not a cloud in sight. I just stood silently listening to the sound of the bullfrogs in the stream behind the house. How many thousands or millions of years have they been doing that? I will have to do an "INTERNET SEARCH" to see. I can also hear the sound of the truck tires on the 18 wheelers that are cruising on 495 making their way north or south to deliver the loads they carry. The highway is over a mile away and you can hear them hit the runble strips sometimes. Its amazing how loud it is.
Since in was 25 minutes to 4, the chicago song came to mind so I renamed this post to the title of that song.. a quick search of "SONGFACTS" reveils this: This was written by Robert Lamm, who is a keyboard player and singer for Chicago. It's about trying to write a song, with the title referring to the time of day: either 3:35AM (25 to 4) or 3:34AM (26 to 4).
Here is a little chicago for you:
Im going back to bed...6:30 am is a few hours away.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Knuckledragging Men...........
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.'
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND
The Dark Side of the Moon.........
This is a really cool timelapse video of a total lunar eclipse.....
Total Lunar Eclipse In Tajikistan from Jean-Luc Dauvergne on Vimeo.
Total Lunar Eclipse In Tajikistan from Jean-Luc Dauvergne on Vimeo.
Ill Be Back in a Week or so..........
I'm going to go to Russia and rob a hair salon..... See ya later!! ;)
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Important Boating Safety Tip......
If you find yourself on a sinking boat and there are no life preservers
make sure to bring your own.
This tip has been brought to you by "Denise Milani"
make sure to bring your own.
This tip has been brought to you by "Denise Milani"
A Little Afternoon Quiz for You.......
Now I'm not sure what the answer really is but I would bet $100.00
that I know what Political Party the people referred to in this story
as "THE COUPLE" are.......
For the record I would have ended up like Mr Bradley Green as well.....
that I know what Political Party the people referred to in this story
as "THE COUPLE" are.......
For the record I would have ended up like Mr Bradley Green as well.....
I am so PISSED.......
at my brain....
It was running all night like a tractor trailer in the high speed lane,being driven by a meth taking driver.
It plowed thru thoughts and thoughts and ideas and thoughts and WTF!
.. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.
I wanted to crack open my head and put my brain in the closet....
I usually sleep like a hibernating grizzly
but not last night. Oh no.. Mr Brain was well into a long marathon....
Its gonna be a looooong day, so dear mr. or mrs. person that decides
to cross my path, you are forwarned....
Maybe I should have put this on my ipod and put it on repeat:
It was running all night like a tractor trailer in the high speed lane,being driven by a meth taking driver.
It plowed thru thoughts and thoughts and ideas and thoughts and WTF!
.. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.
I wanted to crack open my head and put my brain in the closet....
I usually sleep like a hibernating grizzly
but not last night. Oh no.. Mr Brain was well into a long marathon....
Its gonna be a looooong day, so dear mr. or mrs. person that decides
to cross my path, you are forwarned....
Maybe I should have put this on my ipod and put it on repeat:
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
OH NO-NO-NO-NOOOOO she didnt do that did she?????
Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, is under arrest for chopping off her husband's penis and tossing it in the garbage disposal.
"OMFG OUCH"
Lorena Bobbitt seen nodding in approval....
"OMFG OUCH"
Lorena Bobbitt seen nodding in approval....
Its Hazy Hot and Humid Here Today......"UPDATE"
Update:
The Stepdaughter just called and was drying her hair and tripped a circuit-breaker.
SO some of the air conditioners are off at the house.
Oh well, I guess we will have circuit breaker resetting training tonight ;)
The Stepdaughter just called and was drying her hair and tripped a circuit-breaker.
SO some of the air conditioners are off at the house.
Oh well, I guess we will have circuit breaker resetting training tonight ;)
Seatbelts in Stadiums in 3...2...1........
You know somewhere a "lawyer" is smiling and a nanny statist is
trying to find a to fine you if you get
out of your seat at a ball-game.....
Its for our own safety and the safety of the children don't you know....
"Heres Why"
and
"Just Last Week"
Now don't get me wrong, it was a tragedy that the one guy died, and luck that the other guy had
friends grab him. I just see these incidents as leading to more restrictions and laws and revenue generation.
trying to find a to fine you if you get
out of your seat at a ball-game.....
Its for our own safety and the safety of the children don't you know....
"Heres Why"
and
"Just Last Week"
Now don't get me wrong, it was a tragedy that the one guy died, and luck that the other guy had
friends grab him. I just see these incidents as leading to more restrictions and laws and revenue generation.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...............
Your bacon budget may go bust this summer if analysts' predictions come true. One indicator is pork belly prices, which have surged to $130 per 100 pounds and could top $150, which it reached last August. A factor contributing to bacon inflation is rising corn prices, which have caused hog farmers to pare their herds, making bacon cost $4.77 a pound in May.
"OH THE HUMANITY"
I hope it doesn't affect the maple kind......
"OH THE HUMANITY"
I hope it doesn't affect the maple kind......
Visualization Therapy.......
Paul,Dammit... is "LIVEBLOGGING" from brazil.
I decided to put myself in his corner of the world and visualize the sites he is seeing.
So far so good!
I decided to put myself in his corner of the world and visualize the sites he is seeing.
So far so good!
Monday, July 11, 2011
Who Searches Snooki?? Statcounter Tells Us.....
I would like to give a BIG thank you shout out to "HellsBillyBob" for telling me about "Statcounter".
It's very interesting to see all the different countries and IP addresses of the various people that
come to my small corner of the Internet.
The first picture in "THIS POST" seems to be a very popular search according to my stats.
It's very interesting to see all the different countries and IP addresses of the various people that
come to my small corner of the Internet.
The first picture in "THIS POST" seems to be a very popular search according to my stats.
I Think I Will Die and Go to Heaven...(leaving 9-27-2011)
when this is released..........
The ‘Discovery’ collection: 14 Remastered Studio Albums
"The Discovery Studio Album Box Set"
The ‘Discovery’ collection: 14 Remastered Studio Albums
Since 1967 Pink Floyd have produced one of the most outstanding and enduring catalogues in the history of recorded music. All 14 original Studio albums have now been painstakingly digitally remastered by James Guthrie (co-producer of The Wall), and are reissued with newly crafted packaging and booklets created by the band’s long-time artwork collaborator Storm Thorgerson.
‘Discovery’ albums are designed as an introduction to the artist, with all booklets including full album lyrics.
The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn
A Saucerful Of Secrets
More
Ummagumma
Atom Heart Mother
Meddle
Obscured By Clouds
The Dark Side Of The Moon
Wish You Were Here
Animals
The Wall
The Final Cut
A Momentary Lapse Of Reason
The Division Bell
DON'T hold up "HIS" golf game......
A Catholic priest, a doctor, a rich businessman and Obama were waiting one morning for a particularly slow
group of golfers in front of them.
Obama fumed, 'What's with those jerks? We're waiting fifteen minutes between shots!'
The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!'
The rich businessman called out, 'Move it, time is money!'
The Catholic priest said, 'Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Excuse me, sir!' said the priest, 'What's wrong with
that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group fell silent for a moment.
The Catholic priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'
The doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything that he might be able to do for them.'
The rich businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire fighters union in honor of these brave souls!'
Obama said, 'Why the f..k can't they play at night?
